[Lord Shmeckie]

*to the tune of Jimmy Buffet's "Boat Drinks"*

Pope Jokes. Guy on the board tellin' Pope Jokes.
Only funny to the big dopes.
All of them seem to be wrong.

Lately, keep checkin' and they ain't there.
I've gotta tell these things somewhere.
I'm close to bodily harm.

All of them there, they're really bad puns.
Nobody cares; we're all havin' fun,
screamin' "Pope Jokes,"
somethin' to keep them all warm.

I'm making fun of the holy father.
To someone it's really a bother.
Somebody sound the alarm.

I'd like to go where the jokes are let go.
And they think these dumb puns are real hot!
Any old place here on Earth or in space.
You pick the message board and I'll pick the spot.

I know I should stop saving these jizzokes.
I got a joke for these blizzokes.
I gotta joke on John Paul.

Pope Jokes.
Man, I need to tell these Pope Jokes.
Then I'm hated bad by the Pope's folks.
I gotta joke on John Paul.

I gotta joke on John Paul.
I gotta joke on John Paul.
I gotta joke on that cross-wearin' bloke,
Even if they do choke,
So my jokes never croak.
I gotta joke on John Paul.

This post has been edited by Lord Shmeckie: 24 April 2005 - 05:35 AM