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Posted 24 April 2005 - 05:30 AM

To honor the brand new Pope, prepare for some really bad Pope jokes!

- Do catholic rappers say "that Pope is dope"?

- When the Pope goes to the movies, does he buy some popecorn?

- Does the Pope have hope? That would be dope!

- If the Pope was good at basketball, would his nickname be "Scotty Pope-in"?

- If you propose to the Pope, instead of saying "will you marry me", would you, instead, say "I'd like to elope with the Pope"?

- If he goes to do number 2, does he take a pope? A popey?

- Things referring to the Pope are called "papal". If we see the first she-Pope, will we then call Pope-related stuff "mamal"?

- Will we call her the "Mope"? Will calling her that make her sad?

- Does the Pope wash himself with the Pope Soap?

- Pope

- If the Pope kidnaps someone, does he tie them up with Pope Rope?

- If the Pope goes bungie-jumping, does that make him a Pope on a Rope?

- Y'know, if you don't like these jokes, you'll just have to Pope Cope.

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Now with deleted jokes....

- Why did the Pope cross the road? To get to the other side! Get it!? Other side! Like Heaven, and stuff!

- Epop

- When disagreeing with him, do you say "nope, Pope"?

And, special cast interviews! Translated to english from Vatican-speak!

"When Shmeckie told me he was going to make Pope jokes to commemorate my becoming Pope, I was all like "Shmeckie, you so crazy". Then, he said "you know it". Then, I said "no, Shmeck-O, GOD knows, it, baby"! And then, we were both like, "AWWWWWW YEEEEEEAH!"

And, I got some new ones!

- Soap on a rope saves your butt in prison, but soap on a Pope saves your butt from nasty smells wafting from his balcony during speeches!

- Don't be a dope, be nice to the Pope!

- Pope Soap, or Poap Sope?
<i>If I knew the difference between antidote and anecdote my friend Bobby Schneider would still be alive. He gets bit by a cobra, I'm readin' him funny stories outta Reader's Digest...</i>
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Posted 24 April 2005 - 05:32 AM

Rawr.

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Posted 24 April 2005 - 05:50 AM

What DOES that mean, anyway?
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Posted 24 April 2005 - 05:56 AM

You'd better answer him quick Sel, this topic is gonna be gone again in 4 minutes...
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Posted 24 April 2005 - 06:11 AM

Typing that in in Doom would enable god mode.
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Posted 24 April 2005 - 06:16 AM

Ah. Now it's funny! =D
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Posted 24 April 2005 - 12:59 PM

Man when you make jokes ther not supposed to ryme!(thats what i think)
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Posted 24 April 2005 - 02:28 PM

Yup, Sway got it, in the original Doom and Doom 2, it's how to activate invulnerability, more commonly known as God Mode in the game.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 08:09 PM

I have a question, who's the director anyway?
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 01:03 AM

Fenton Tarantino. Quentin Tarantino's brother, who's a director like his brother. Minus the talent....
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 01:40 AM

Oh Slice!(dont ask)
(also known as a BURN!!!)
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