Posted 02 April 2005 - 04:29 AM
That's not gonna be good. But anyway, clever joke. Very very cunning.
"You know, this isn't funny...You see, one night my friend Timmy and I went to the Fourth of July party. See, we were right near the fireworks, then Timmy leaned back and started the progran, which...instantly caused his death. And there's not a night that I don't wake up and feel terrible about it...but it was so pretty. It was like 'Timmy, No-Oh, would you look at that!' " -Ron White, Blue Collar TV
It's like when you see a rare enemy in PSO, you think "Yay, rare item!!!" Instead, when you meet a hildetor, you think "Holy crap!" And start running, then get killed by its magic technique.
-Neo48
WE'RE OUT OF MAYONASE.
-Bookerdahedgehog
Holy crap, I musta passed out, Cuz I see people.
-Me
Well, this guy isn't so tough-Oh shit.
-Me
I AM HAL!!!
-Hal, Malcolm in the Middle
THE FRICK!
-Me
You know, you should *snap* OY THAT FRICKIN HURT! NOW WHO THE HELL DID THAT, I'LL GET YOU YOU SON OF A-*SNAP* AAAAAAAAAAAGGGH!
-Just invented right now, by ME!