[death_entry]

do not post anything that is not funny

An irish man catches his son snorting coke

Irish man - If I see you doing that again I'm going to rub your fucking nose in it

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A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. The clerk says, "What size?" The guy says, "Gee, I don't know". The clerk says, "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie; she grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium". The guy is mortified; he hurries over to pay and get out of the store. Another guy comes in to buy condoms, the clerks asks the size, and again sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large". The guy struts over to the register, pays and leaves. A high school kid comes in to buy condoms. The clerk says, "What size?" The kid (embarrassed) says, "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells, "Clean up in aisle 4!"


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Jim and Johnny die in a boating accident. Jim goes to heaven and Johnny goes to hell. One day Jim looks down at Johnny in hell. Johnny has a beer in his hand and a blonde on his lap. Jim gets pissed off, so he goes to God and says, "What is this? I think I want to go to hell. Just look at my friend down there."

God says, "Look closer. The beer has a hole in the bottom, and the blonde doesn't."


Edit: - by death and not stupid script What no doubling posting!

[Smokey The Bear]

(I'm 11 but mature so I'll be fine)

I've got one

A mom and a dad are in a hotel and there duagher has her own room same with the mom and the dad so the little girl opens the door to her mom's rooma nd she it naked and the girl says "What are those huges round things?" the girl said and the mom said" Those are tits you'll get those when you get older" so the girl goes into her dads room and her dad is naked and she says "what is that big stick?" and the dad said "thats a dick you'll get one of those in 5 minutes when your mom goes to Bingo"




when you think you get it look down










The dad is going to Rape her

This post has been edited by Tara: 08 October 2004 - 12:42 AM

[death_entry]

Yeh I think I've got it without having to look down.


It was the 1st day of of 1st grade for Little Johny and he was really excited. In class his teacher said: "Now that we're all grown-up we aren't going to use little baby talk anymore. Instead we're going to use "Grown-up" words! Now who ould like to start by telling about their summer? A girl named Suzie was waving herhand so the teacher called on her. Shesaid : "This summer I rode a choo-choo! " The teacher said "No.. we don't say choo-choo, say "train" Remember to use Grown-Up Words.? Now who's next? Little Johny was called on and he replyed "This summer I saw Winnie the Shit!"

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A rather well proportioned young lady, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel.

She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, & she slipped out of it for an overall tan.

She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The hotel doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."

"What difference does it make," Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, & besides, I'm covered with a towel."

"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man.

"You're lying on the dining room skylight."

[Smokey The Bear]

ok so this gay guy was in the back of a cab and he said a red light will come and it did and the taxi guy said how did you know that and he said Gay guys know everything so he asked the taxi guy if he could helkp him on a puzzle and he did and the gay guy said Wanna go out?




I was told that long ago

[death_entry]

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice." The woman replies, "He's a midget."

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A man with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment. "What happened" asked the doctor. "Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the football game on TV," began the man. "She put the hot iron near the telephone and when the phone rang, I answered the iron." The doctor nodded, "But what happened to the other ear?" "Well, no sooner had I hung up," said the man, "when the same guy called again."

[Destruction the Chaotic Hedgehog]

Okay so, a boy walks into his classroom with no shirt on and when his teacher asks why he isn't wearing a shirt he goes "Oh, i was ontop of blueberry hill." "Oh okay." Says the teacher, and continues grading work. Then another boy comes in, this one with no pants and the teacher asks why he isn't wearing pants he goes "Oh, I was ontop of blueberry hill." Then the teacher goes "What is this blueberry hill and why do you all leave your clothes on it?"

Just then a girl walks in, wearing no cloths. The teacher tells her to introduce herself to the class and she says "Hi, I'm Blueberry Hill."

[EnigmaEchidna]

ummmm no