[Selatein]

I know it's pointless, and a redundancy, but I would like to make the Off-Topic Topic. Here, you can get off topic as much as you want, because there is not a topic to get off of!

I will now set up a guillotine, so that anyone who does post on topic gets a good slice, like King Louis.

Now, I would just like to say MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good Dawhy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Angnix]

Are you making fun of me???

[Selatein]

No, I have posted in a few threads about how off-topic we get here at SOL. Besides, what's wrong about a little humor???

[Angnix]

Nothing wrong with humor, I thought you were mocking me, in fact, here is something I thought up:

New at McSonic's, it's the new McChilidog breakfast sandwich, a hot-dog patty covered in chili and toped with tons of onions sandwiched between two maple-flavored griddle cakes, very bizzare, but according to Sonic, yummy.

I can make fun of commercials too.

[Selatein]

And Later tonight, on the 11 o'clock news: McSonic's is being sewed by McDonalds, unless they accept a merger. If a merger is accepted, the McChillidog will be available at McDonalds, but only for 100 Nanoseconds per hours, so you can only get it if you're lucky (1 out of 360000000000 chance per hour, assuming that this is a random chance).

Will McSonic's fight the Lawsuit? Let's ask the CEO, Angnix!

[Sway]

On the real forum, hopefully we'll stay on topic.

And now, to mess with your logic:

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I will now set up a guillotine, so that anyone who does post on topic gets a good slice, like King Louis.

Isn't posting off-topic in here... on-topic? Because the topic is being off-topic. Therefore, everything in here is on-topic, which is off the topic of off-topic conversation, making it on-topic again in this thread. If it really is on-topic, it becomes off-topic, which is what you wanted, and that makes it on-topic again. Hmmmm...

... and isn't "topic" a weird word?

[Selatein]

Yup.

Sway caught the little paradox that I had created

[Sway]

You're pure evil, Sel.

[Stryder]

You know, time travel might actually be possible

[Sway]

Explain how.

[Selatein]

Oh Oh! I read about this sometime! IT occurs after I dominate the World... then IT shall occur... Only, IT has already Occured, but I don't dominate the world till next year... IT is IT is IT was traveling through time during Tomorrow's Yesterday! Then, I will pull a time machine from out of my computer monitor, but only Latin Professors will know how to use it! Time Machines only speak dead languages like Latin and Old English, so you can't use them, but I can! MWAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Anyways, that's the story of how Sonic defeated Robotnik. Next on, McSonics serves 1 million today!

[Angnix]

First of all, I thinks Selatein has a mental illness, second of all, I am curious to know what IT is, and how exactly you pull a time machine out of a computer monitor, third, time travel could be possible if you had a wormhole that connected to another point in time, but of course you would have to get past all of that time travel paradox stuff, but according to one theory I read, each and every decision possible spawns another parallel universe, so in fact if you travel back in time you would actually just change the destiny of a different universe, not your own, but I think that sounds kind of crazy. Lastly It is not possible for IT to occur if IT can only occur after you have dominated the world but you have not dominated it already????

[Selatein]

YOu must have had some some fun typing that, hehehehehe.
And yes, I do have a mental illness. it's called Over thinking. I over thought how to make you all confused! and it worked, but now I'm tired of thinking...
What is IT? I know, but the question is, when will I never tell you?

[Angnix]

Hmm, when will you never tell us??? You didn't tell us yesterday or before that, or today, but you might in the future, so the answer is from the beginning of time to the point of time you finally tell us.

[Selatein]

I will never tell you, but that doesn't mean that you can't say what IT is!

[Angnix]

And I will find out, but that does not mean I can't stop IT from happening.

[Sway]

Butt.

[Selatein]

It's nice to know what's on Sway's Mind.

[Super Sonic]

Butt whatt?

[Selatein]

I like big butts and Cannot lie!