[Sway]

i'm at a party and i am drunk as hell and i end up grinding on this cowgirl chick and making out with her

i ask if she wants to go somewhere and she says "no," so i ask for her number and i get it

BUT

then we get separated for whatever reason and this blond girl (who i am told was pretty hot) comes up to me and asks me to make out with her so that this giant guy will leave her alone. well this sounds like a good idea to me for some reason and when the dude comes out of the bathroom we start making out

that guy didn't really care so i didn't get murdered, and i said "sorry, she asked me to so you'd leave her alone" and he was like "it's cool" (i always make friends when i drink)

welp, the first chick saw this or her friends or something, also i may have made out with one more girl but no one can remember or be sure, and anyway i saunter over there and i get blocked by her friend who says, "she doesn't want to see you"

so i just shrug and i left with my friends to go elsewhere

buuuut, i think i'm gonna text her anyway because why not?

that's my story. i did more things but this was the most eventful

[Sway]

p.s. i never tell girls i run a sonic the hedgehog fan forum online -- that is the secret to my success





also my friend has a breathalyzer i guess and i blew a .15 when i woke up, and last time i checked i was at .07 but i had to give it back like half an hour ago

[Kvitne]

Halloween brings out the best in us, haha.

I was Steve Jobs for Halloween, so I of course got all kinds of puss. I get puss because I call it puss, obviously.

[???????]

This one time, in a store, I came at just the sight of an attractive woman. While talking to her. In person. She noticed.

Beat that.

[Sway]

my favorite part of that is how you literally have a topic called "i just jizzed my pants"

[Master of AFTER]

Last week in one of my classes everybody got paired up for an in-class project we had to do, and my teammate was a relatively cute blond girl with glasses. I could have sworn she was flirting with me (at one point she told me her name while doing the tilted-head giggly smile thing), but just when I was about to ask if she wanted to get a drink after class or something, I noticed she was wearing a wedding ring.

Women are confusing.

[Sway]

welp, texted her, no response, c'est la vie

[Scourge]

Master of AFTER, on 01 November 2010 - 10:28 PM, said:

Last week in one of my classes everybody got paired up for an in-class project we had to do, and my teammate was a relatively cute blond girl with glasses. I could have sworn she was flirting with me (at one point she told me her name while doing the tilted-head giggly smile thing), but just when I was about to ask if she wanted to get a drink after class or something, I noticed she was wearing a wedding ring.

Women are whores.

fix'd

@Sway: Forget the cowgirl, who wants to make it with a chick whose gonna go "Moo!" all the time?

[Master of AFTER]

Scourge, on 01 November 2010 - 10:28 PM, said:

@Sway: Forget the cowgirl, who wants to make it with a chick whose gonna go "Moo!" all the time?

That's what your mother said last night!

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[Scourge]

D:>

[KennEH!]

Why did you not get blond girl's number? She seemed interested enough to swap spit with ya.

[Sway]

too far gone to know what the fuck