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Posted 21 September 2010 - 02:52 AM

i was jackin off with my pants on
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Posted 21 September 2010 - 02:58 AM

I hate it when that happens.
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Posted 21 September 2010 - 03:48 AM

I'm jizzing through my nose right now. Doesn't feel nearly as good as when it happens through my lower horn.
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Posted 21 September 2010 - 04:32 AM

There's a fairly easy fix to your problem. Try removing your pants first. Might be a bit difficult for beginners, but it shouldn't take more than a few weeks to master.
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Posted 21 September 2010 - 05:29 AM

View PostGold_TSG, on 20 September 2010 - 09:32 PM, said:

There's a fairly easy fix to your problem. Try removing your pants first. Might be a bit difficult for beginners, but it shouldn't take more than a few weeks to master.

Yeah, then how is Sway supposed to masturbate in a mall food court with people around? Huh? You got an answer for that one somewhere in your magical answer books you keep up there in your ivory tower, huh Mr. Smart Ass!?
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Posted 21 September 2010 - 02:12 PM

View PostMaster of AFTER, on 21 September 2010 - 05:29 AM, said:

Yeah, then how is Sway supposed to masturbate in a mall food court with people around? Huh? You got an answer for that one somewhere in your magical answer books you keep up there in your ivory tower, huh Mr. Smart Ass!?


It's a matter of being able to decide when to and not to remove one's pants. I'd recommend practicing in the local parks before going big like the mall.
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