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Posted 14 September 2010 - 04:01 PM

First Super Metroid Remake Revival X Blood Pt.2 Ch.5 The Return Of Samus Returns -The Sequel-



Samus breaking into a hellish zombie apocalypse via monster truck? Chainsaw that replaces her arm cannon and is wielded like Zero's Z-Sabre? Shooting beams from her visor like X-Men's Cyclops? A super gauge? Awesome guitar BGM? This is what the next Metroid game should be, despite being nothing like the former titles. I will accept nothing less.

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Posted 15 September 2010 - 02:22 AM

That...is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
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Posted 15 September 2010 - 05:18 AM

I sadly didn't experience a spontaneous orgasm while watching that video, but it does look pretty awesome. This IS a real fan game being made, right? Not just a video mockup? I want to verify that now, because this forum has been tricking me a lot lately with that sort of thing.
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Posted 15 September 2010 - 05:38 AM

With a name like First Super Metroid Remake Revival X Blood Pt.2 Ch.5 The Return Of Samus Returns -The Sequel-?

Totally.

Actually, the real fangame is Minitroid. Although Minitroid looks cool, I do wish this were real.
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Posted 17 September 2010 - 03:00 AM

What the shit? So you guys got all excited for a one-minute-long fake preview of a 16-bit fangame that doesn't actually exist?

Do either of you even know what a woman is?
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Posted 17 September 2010 - 03:06 AM

Samus is a girl?!

Wait, I did that joke wrong...

Anyway, listen, AFTER, you're just not getting it. This video contains the hopes and dreams of every Metroid fan, should the next game be linear as hell.

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Posted 17 September 2010 - 06:44 AM

The next game will probably be a sequel to Other M, so expect the exact opposite of what you saw in that fan-made video.
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Posted 17 September 2010 - 07:29 AM

I want to see Met Vet next.
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Posted 17 September 2010 - 09:31 AM

View PostMaster of AFTER, on 17 September 2010 - 03:00 AM, said:

What the shit? So you guys got all excited for a one-minute-long fake preview of a 16-bit fangame that doesn't actually exist?

Do either of you even know what a woman is?


I don't recall getting excited over the thought of it being a fan-game (like you did.). I just said it was awesome.

Women are quite elusive. Best keep your eyes alert, MoA.
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Posted 17 September 2010 - 10:38 AM

Nintendo doesn't care about the Metroid fanbase, meager as it is. They'll stick to pleasing their Mario and Zelda fanboys. Where it counts.
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Posted 17 September 2010 - 10:42 AM

View PostTragedy, on 17 September 2010 - 10:38 AM, said:

Nintendo doesn't care about the Metroid fanbase, meager as it is. They'll stick to pleasing their Mario and Zelda fanboys. Where it counts.


We'd have been given Metroid Dread by now if they really cared.
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Posted 17 September 2010 - 01:16 PM

View PostMaster of AFTER, on 17 September 2010 - 01:44 AM, said:

The next game will probably be a sequel to Other M, so expect the exact opposite of what you saw in that fan-made video.

I'm having trouble telling whether or not you could tell that I was joking when I said I wanted an official Metroid game to be like that...

I think Sakamoto specifically said that the next game was going to be a sequel to Fusion, not Other M. Any game before that point will likely be picked up by a new developer (hopefully Retro again) and take place between Corruption and II.

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Posted 17 September 2010 - 04:13 PM

View PostMaster of AFTER, on 16 September 2010 - 11:00 PM, said:

Do either of you even know what a woman is?

Yes I do; and trust me, they are not worth the price tag.
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Posted 19 September 2010 - 04:33 AM

Hey, so, AFTER, the creator of Minitroid told me it's real... He says it's a parody game that he and another dude stopped working on a while back, but hope to finish one day.

Needless to say, I think it should be awesome. It also makes this thread totally legit now.

Out of respect for the dude and because they're genuinely cool, I'm gonna share his other two games as well:



Minitroid Engine 2

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The latest Minitroid engine:



The theme used in this video sounds like an 8-bit version of the Brinstar jungle area from Super.

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Posted 19 September 2010 - 07:26 AM

Lucky you, all the Zelda fan games never get finished. Most we've gotten that was any good was.. Lampshade Quest... Everyone claims to be remaking Ocarina of Time and they just... Development Hell that shit to kingdom come.

Well at least we have this:

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Posted 20 September 2010 - 02:37 PM

Anyone else notice the Mario jump in the first video?
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 09:12 PM

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Posted 02 November 2010 - 01:06 AM

Like the Doomsday topic, this topic is now about awesome Metroid fan-related shit.

The second demo for AM2R was released during the NCFC this year: Metroid Confrontation 2

Played it for about an hour. I'm sort of pissed that the charge beam was of the last damned items I found because of the paths I took. Also kinda bothered by the fact that I'm still missing seven of the items.
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