[Sway]

I don't remember if we've ever had a topic like this, but whatever.

What are you willing to admit to on these forums? What do you have terrible taste in? What things do you do that you're ashamed of? Just how many dudes have you blown without regard to those weird spots along the shaft? Do you have the cojones to spill your guts here? Probably not, loser.

So I'll start:

When a friend on Facebook has a birthday (one that's worth talking to), I post my old joke of "good job staying alive so far" or whatever that I'm pretty sure I've used here. I tend to keep track of it mentally so I only say it once per friend ever, and they all think it's funny.

I have no problem stealing my roommate's food and covertly replacing it later once I go grocery shopping.

I was at a conference thing in high school once and made fun of this girl really hardcore amongst my friends attending about how stupid she looked on stage because I missed the part where they said she had Cerebral Palsy.

I basically beat the shit out of my friend one time over a Dreamcast football match. Like, really bad.

Pretty recently I thought I really liked a girl and managed to help convince her to leave her five-year boyfriend for me. Then I found out I didn't really like her that much and acted like more and more of an asshole so that she would break up with me. Now she totally regrets doing that and I still bang her every so often while rebuffing her attempts to get back together proper.

Italian and Greek grandmothers look and sound exactly the same to me.

... That's all I can think of now. Hmm, maybe I am a sociopath. Anyway, post yours. IF. YOU. DARE!!!

[???????]

Well, recently, I've allowed myself to upload this video to YouTube in hopes that I'll be able to use it on somebody somewhere:



I stab some people when they piss me off.

I created a program that makes less savvy people think that their hard drive is getting formatted. My little brother attacked me over this one time. Sent it to Nick, but the bastard never opened it, so I just told him what it was and he sent it to another person we knew, or so he says.

I have a notebook for which I wrote programming and gaming ideas down in. I devoted an entire section to writing down ideas for what I wanted my very own Metroidvania to be like and even transferred those ideas to this flash drive that I wear around my neck.

I keep putting off projects I planned in the aforementioned notebook, usually due to frustration, though I frequently come back to them.

I don't know if this is something to be ashamed of (read: I'm not), but, despite having a handful of friends, I have almost no social life and I doubt I ever really will unless I become good friends with people in college. Although my chances of getting laid are really low, I'm screwing myself over even more due to not wanting to be intimate with anybody I'm not romantically involved with, and I can't see myself being romantically involved with a lady unless we're good friends first because I'm sickened at the idea of a lust driven relationship.

I've been stealing my younger brother's cereal and plan on replacing it later on, though I'm still going to hound him for the two batteries he owes me.

Huh, what else...

Can't think of anything for right now. I do admit that I'm a dumbass for not allowing myself to ignore certain people when they sincerely make baseless claims against me (and it's usually the same two people). Or anything I know a lot about. But everybody knows that by now. Trying to work on that when it comes to me by ignoring posts. I think I may be too much of a shameless geek to ignore people when it comes to something I'm really interested in, however, but I may consider doing so one of these days even if that means that the number of interesting conversations I'll be involved in will drop significantly...

Edit:

I also frequently edit my posts because I'm a grammar and spelling whore. Very seldom am I lazy enough to let a post remain as is if I spot a mistake. I also frequent Wiktionary to make sure that I'm using certain words correctly. I tend to cringe at mistakes made in other people's text.

This post has been edited by ???????: 28 August 2010 - 02:07 AM

[Master of AFTER]

Sometimes, when homeless people ask me for change, I keep walking and pretend like I can't hear them.

[???????]

Master of AFTER, on 27 August 2010 - 10:06 PM, said:

Sometimes, when homeless people ask me for change, I keep walking and pretend like I can't hear them.

That's like admitting to watching porn, dude.

[Master of AFTER]

Almost forgot, I also had sex with ???????'s mom and never called her even though I said I would.

[Red]

Uh, MOA, that's ALSO like admitting you watch porn. You're not very good at this, are you?

[???????]

I can't remember which of our mothers was supposed to have had a penis. If it was mine, that means AFTER's into trannies!

[Kvitne]

If one of my fraternity brothers hadn't stopped me, I probably would have ended up hooking up with a high school junior (she was legal) at a graduation party last spring. She was someone's cousin, or something like that.

I hate going to Walmart because of all the white trash that go there.

I'm an extremely shallow person when it comes to a girl's looks. I spent two fucking years on a girl who became a fatty. Not gonna happen again.

As a kid, I frequently ripped my friends off with trades. When I say trades I mean shit like "I'll trade you this comic book for your GameBoy." It's their fault for agreeing to them.

The summer after my sophomore year of college I made $10,000 working at Cisco at an internship that I didn't try at. I would bring my iPod Touch to work and sit in the bathroom all day watching Venture Bros. I proceeded to spend all of that money before the end of September of that year.

Hanging out with more than a couple lesbians (when I say lesbians I mean not the "oh that's hot" kind) at a time freaks me out. I swear they have more testosterone than I do.

[Muzzy Roberto]

During last year's Staff party, I was the only one who didn't participate in the man-pile.

I have terrible taste in games.

I smoke a lot of pot. (Whoo! Feels good to get that off my chest!!)

I've been arrested for drunken disorderly conduct/Drunk in public/ and 'under the influence of a controlled substance' no less than 6 times.

My favorite rolling papers are Bob Marley Pure hemp papers. Though the Job Crystal Sheets are a close second.

[KennEH!]

My first kiss was a dude, I was about 7.

I'm diabetic, causing me to have hospital stay of over a week. Not a juciy secret, but pretty sure most of you guys don't know it.

I smoke weed. About once or twice a month.

I left my home when I was 14 for two months.

I dated a girl years back. Through my inability to fight any peer pressure, I dated her best friend, sent pictures of us kissing to said girl as my break up message. A week after I was dumped, because I wasn't able to be trusted.

I am currently fuck buddies with the woman I have fallen head over heels for and it is literally tearing me apart.

I use to watch a lot of porn.

[???????]

KennEH!, on 29 August 2010 - 11:37 PM, said:

I am currently fuck buddies with the woman I have fallen head over heels for and it is literally tearing me apart.

I use to watch a lot of porn.

Well, that second thing is a given. You'll be back to it when the relationship falls apart!

[KennEH!]

???????, on 30 August 2010 - 12:54 AM, said:

Well, that second thing is a given. You'll be back to it when the relationship falls apart!

Or become a eunuch.

[KennEH!]

DP FTW.

So Marx's prophecy (AKA common sense) came true. Sooo, anybody wanna lend me a scalpel?

[Sway]

Well at least you'll have memories.

["That Other Guy"]

And by memories he means STD's.

[Master of AFTER]

Back on topic: I'm secretly glad that KennEH's love life is in ruins.

[???????]

I touch myself inappropriately when I pee pee.

[Gold_TSG]

I'm a banana.

[Arc]

This looks like a fun topic.

My roommate my first year of college, I rubbed my balls all over ever utensil he owned. After he moved out (across the hall to another dorm) I slide a note under the door that says remember that time you complained about hair in your food. It probably came from my testicles.

I put pin holes in a floormate's condoms... His girlfriend got pregnant. He had to drop out of college. To this day I never said anything to anyone.

Both were assholes, but I don't think those were my best moments ever.

The last girl I dated shattered my confidence with women.

[Requiem]

Arc, on 07 November 2010 - 07:59 PM, said:

The last girl I dated shattered my confidence with women.

This.

I only do the bare minimum to appear busy at work. I mostly surf the internet in lynx (terminal browser).

There are some days I wonder if I will die lonely and it consumes my thoughts.

When I was 9 years old I convinced a guy at my school to tell me why he was going to be off sick. I proceeded to tell all the 'bad kids' about how he was getting his nether regions operated on and it quickly spread to the whole class.

I'm a bit of a bastard.