Posted 22 December 2009 - 12:22 AM
Sorry to pop yer bubble, Scourge, but HAARP ain't new. And saying it's 'just north' of Anchorage is like saying Washinton is 'just north' of Mexico.
Anyway, don't be concerned. Every Alaskan knows HAARP's REAL purpose is to manipulate the magnetic fields of the aurora borealis so we can grow better pot.
Yeah, laugh and scoff, but it's true. Athabaskan WackyGrass, Matanuska Thunderfuck, Kenaitize Killer Tange, and even the oft mentioned, always claimed but never is Ketchikaneze White Mindspider. Think it's just 'coincidence' that we have the best pot in the nation AND a huge governmental weapon research facility in our backyward? Puh-leaze.
"Weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed" -Freewheelin' Franklin Freak