[soniaxshadow]

Hello! Im soniaxshadow, and im new here! I hope 2 have friends! Well... crap. I have nothing else 2 say.

soniaxshadow

[Mr. Retro]

First, let's just get all the nasty stuff out of the way. Pleas, please, please do not ever use "2" in the place of to or too or I will be forced to summon the Elder Gods themselves to descend upon you and do things so unspeakably painful your nerve endings will look like lite-brite. Next, I noticed you posted a bio in the character biographies section in the role playing forum. There are actually rules for that. I made the same mistake myself, so I can't exactly blame you, but there ARE rules as to how to design your character sheet, which is explicitly for role-playing use and not just a dump for your personal ideas.

Other than that, hi! It's great to have you here and I hope you enjoy your stay here at Sonic-Online. It will be one filled with much vitriol, insanity, perversion and apple-snacks.

[soniaxshadow]

Thank u for letting me know this. Im glad ur my 1st friend!

soniaxshadow:)

[Mr. Retro]

*deep breath*

Okay...

Looks like we have another issue. As your, um... friend here on SOL, I have to ask that you do not use chat-speak or abbreviations for words, and make use of proper punctuation. No offence, it's just that at least two of us are English majors here, and well, it hurts us to read that kinda writing. It's nothing against you, just your violent sodomy of the English language.

[Hey Zues]

All right, I know I'm not high up in the pecking order here, but I think I can speak for all of us when I say that if you use improper grammar for much longer, then I may have to rip your fingernails off and feed your fingers to you to prevent us from having to get our eyes sutured to stop the bleeding. Also, please stop acting like the world is a happy and loveable place. I'm sure most of us would delight in hearing 'The Agonizing Screams of soniaxshadow Volume III'

tl;dr, retake english grammar, grades 1 through 12.

This post has been edited by Hey Zues: 19 November 2009 - 04:02 AM

[???????]

That's too long?! What the hell does that make my giant walls of text?!

[Hey Zues]

Well, I judged by the size of brain we had to deal with here. Seeing as he/she can't focus long enough to write words in their full length, let alone use proper grammar, it seemed that soniaxshadow might have issues dealing with longer than two lines of text at once and comprehending the full idea behind it.

[Mr. Retro]

I was always the more long-winded one in our duo.

I love how we lose all subtlety with this poor girl when she doesn't have good spelling. It's expected from me, because, really I'm not the most pleasant member on the board and actually have a mild streak of misogyny that I don't reveal to you guys thanks to years and years of mommy issues...

Where was I going with this? Oh, right. soniaxshadow? Just don't abuse English and we'll be okay to you. We are a tad harsh, just warning you now. There's actually a very small minority of new members that stay with us thanks to the fact that we expect a level of maturity that we ourselves don't exhibit when faced with something that falls below our standards. It's a double-standard, but it actually somehow creates a mildly xenophobic, but otherwise healthy and cooperative community on this forum.

[Hey Zues]

Healthy, if you consider Vlad III of Wallachia to be 'healthy'. Who's up for raiding a forum and using the impaled bodies as river decorations to ward off attacks?

[Mr. Retro]

It's more of a Spartan type ceremony of wearing down the weak.

[soniaxshadow]

Yeah. This is my first day on the forums, and I'm only 11, 12 in 9 days! 6th grade! I like using text-talk, so thats why I'm using it!

soniaxshadow

[Mr. Retro]

Ooooooooooh fuck.

Here's the issue. You're actually not supposed to be on here until you're thirteen. I'm personally fine with it, but uh, well, you see... The admins may not be. I think they'll tolerate you if you can display enough maturity, but there's nothing sure.

Yes, I'm being nicer because you're a kid. It's a soft spot, alright?

[soniaxshadow]

I joined because I really don't have anyone to talk about sonic stuff with me(My friend doesn't like it, or me talking about it for that matter!)and I thought it would be cool to join! That's why I'm on here!

soniaxshadow

[Mr. Retro]

It's not an assault on your reasons for being here, kiddo. Just statin' that you might have some guff from the admins.

[soniaxshadow]

I might get in something with the admins. I would be upset if I got kicked off, but I don't know what would happen.

soniaxshadow

[Kvitne]

Well I can't speak for Sway or Requiem, but I have to say, we have such a small amount of activity on the boards nowadays I don't have a problem with you posting here, just so long as you act mature and do like Retro and Zues say and use proper punctuation, spelling and grammar. Lord knows we need the traffic, so if you have any other intelligent friends, be sure to try to get them to join. We do more than just talk about Sonic on here, so other friends of yours might enjoy discussions as well. All in all, welcome, and as long as you don't post or act like a moron you'll fit in just fine.

In addition to that, I have to say:

Retro, you'll always be a douche to me, no matter how young I get as a result of my age-reversal disease.
Zues, no one really gives a shit about the pecking order here. We're all pretty much on equal ground, except for the Mods, who hold semi-supreme power, and the Admins, who shoot lightning from their eyes and would just as soon rip your testicles off as look at you.
???????, your post was tl;dr

[Mr. Retro]

Yeah, if you've got Kvitne's blessing, you've definitely got it good here. I'm sure you'll be doin--

FUCK!

HE's HERE!



GOD DAMN YOU RAZOURSPINE.

DAMN YOU.

[Kvitne]

YOU sonuvabitch.

...Huh? Anybody? Reference? HIMYM? No one?

Okay then...

[soniaxshadow]

Okay, I will work on my grammer. Oh, and just to let everyone know, I'm not that great of a speller. So if I spell anything wrong, I apologize for that. But, thank you for giving me this warning.

soniaxshadow

This post has been edited by soniaxshadow: 19 November 2009 - 06:39 AM

[Kvitne]

No problem sxs (don't feel like typing out your full name, hope you don't mind the nickname). Just a pointer though, is that there's a spell checker in the full editor. Never hurts to use it or Google if you're unsure about a spelling!