[Scourge]

So I was on my way to work, typical friday night, just gettin some snacks from a local mom'n'pop gas station in my hometown... When walking through the parking lot back to my truck I notice a small black object laying on the ground. I picked it up and looked it over, noticing it felt rather ragged and worn, so I threw it into the back of my truck not thinking about what it was, and that I would throw it away later considering I was behind schedule. I went to work as normal, then came home. I picked up the object from the back of my truck and noticed it wasn't in as horrible a condition as I first thought in the dark last night... Looked similar to the small zippered bags banks put money in, but this was black leather and had a Harley-Davidson emblem stamped in the corner. I unzipped it hopin that I would find some form of identification...instead what I found was matches, burnt pieces of paper, unidentifiable pills, and about 150 dollars worth of marijuana buds...

Moral of the story: littering is much less costly a crime than possesion! Leave it on the ground!

[???????]

If I were you, I'd take that shit to the police ASAP. If you don't and they somehow find it with your fingerprints all over it, you're screwed. If, for whatever reason, you refuse to report it to the police, at least set it all on fire and then flush it.

This post has been edited by ???????: 08 November 2009 - 02:17 PM

[Mr. Retro]

The Road to Hell is paved with good intentions, Scourge. But next time, look out for the Harley symbols. You never know when you might find one.

[Scourge]

@???????: I called our county sheriff's office first thing that morning (2 days ago) and STILL haven't seen or heard from them, after being told they would call me back that day for instructions on what to do with it. Must be a real big deal huh? I'm thinkin plan B, burn and flush.

@Retro: I'll never look at my Harley boots the same way again...

[Kvitne]

Uh... smoke it?

[Scourge]

Kvitne, on 08 November 2009 - 04:51 PM, said:

Uh... smoke it?

I'm not really a big fan of marijuana smoke...or smoking in general...but I like that you're being proactive.


Brownies, anyone?

[Muzzy Roberto]

Naw. making brownies 'properly' is a long pain in the ass, and just hucking the weed in there makes for some pretty nasty tasting brownies.

[Scourgekito the hedgehog]

Muzzy Roberto, on 08 November 2009 - 09:00 PM, said:

Naw. making brownies 'properly' is a long pain in the ass, and just hucking the weed in there makes for some pretty nasty tasting brownies.

Who said he was going to put it in the brownies? I'm pretty sure I saw the words 'smoke it' not 'eat it'.

This post has been edited by Scourgekito the hedgehog: 09 November 2009 - 03:03 PM

[Sway]

Kvitne, on 08 November 2009 - 01:51 PM, said:

Uh... smoke it?

[Season-Shifter]

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also

http://baboongone.ytmnd.com/

This post has been edited by Season-Shifter: 09 November 2009 - 10:27 PM

[Scourge]

Hmmm... I don't know, I really hate smoking, and smoke in general really... Any body want this crap? Muzzy? Sway? There's about a hundred and fifty bucks worth I'd say...smells a little green though... you could consider it a Christmas present I guess.

[Mr. Retro]

What part of your brain tells you it is smart to auction off weed over the very conspicuous Sonic Fansite?

[Kvitne]

Plus who would actually be dumb enough to ask to have weed shipped to them in the mail?

[Sway]

Haha, yes, what they said. If I were you I'd just tough it up and smoke it (it's not that bad, just don't inhale too much at once and you shouldn't cough too much, or find someone with a vaporizer) and if the Sheriff's office ever calls back you can say you destroyed the drugs in a fire. Or if you read some shit online you should be able to make some good brownies (it's not as simple as sticking some buds in the batter).

Also, take all the pills at once.

[KennEH!]

Ingest the weed, dump the pills. Peer pressure is great.

[Scourge]

Mr. Retro, on 11 November 2009 - 02:03 PM, said:

What part of your brain tells you it is smart to auction off weed over the very conspicuous Sonic Fansite?

@Retro: And what part of YOUR brain prevented the thought of what I said being a joke? Yeah I'm a stupid redneck, but god damn son...

@Kvitne: If I knew his address, I would totally mail it to Gold. He'd shit a brick wouldn't he? =D

@Sway: My security agency is a big believer in drug testing...nah, I'll think of something to do with the junk. The pouch is really nice, maybe I'll keep hollowpoints in it or somethin... Oh yeah, just remembered my buddy Mitch smokes it, just figgered out what I'm gonna do with it! And hey, thanks for the advice, didn't even ask for it! =D

[Scourgekito the hedgehog]

Make sure you wash it thoroughly to remove the evidence...just in case they believe in testing inanimate objects too.

[Mr. Retro]

Sorry, I was at Daytona Beach when I read that, so I wasn't used to interacting with anything that didn't have a fake tan or an IQ above that of the common spoon.