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Posted 08 October 2009 - 05:11 AM

So uh...
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Yeah. What the living rabid bat-turd codswallop is this liberal piece of jack-rabbit crap?

The last Shrek was scarce with funny, so I doubt this will be any better. Thoughts?
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Posted 08 October 2009 - 07:14 AM

Every single Shrek movie sucks. Every. Single. One.
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Posted 08 October 2009 - 11:35 AM

I only watched the first two movies, and that's all I'll watch.
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Posted 08 October 2009 - 07:30 PM

View PostSway, on 08 October 2009 - 02:14 AM, said:

Every single Shrek movie sucks. Every. Single. One.

The first one was alright. I don't remember shit about the second one and I didn't even bother seeing the third one, so I can't disagree with you there.

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 10:50 PM

They are Honestly trying for a fourth!?...why,I mean I have the 3rd movie but it was a christmas present and my little sister watches it more than I do.I really don't look for this movie to turn out well I mean some movies should just stick with a one and not have sequels, but that's my opinion on the matter.
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 05:46 AM

View Post???????, on 08 October 2009 - 12:30 PM, said:

The first one was alright. I don't remember shit about the second one and I didn't even bother seeing the third one, so I can't disagree with you there.

^ This right here.

Also, this movie should have been called "Shrek: Fourever After". Get it? FOUR-ever? Way to fail to capitalize on an obvious pun there, Shrek marketing guys.
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 11:56 AM

The pun makes me wonder what they're gonna do if they ever make a Left 4 Dead 4, that could be a problem.

Also, it's apparently taboo to label movies past the third installment nowadays, so there's your answer.
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 01:31 PM

I liked the first Shrek. Other two sucked.
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 07:27 PM

Making four movies is the new trilogy. See PotC for more evidence of this.
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Posted 09 October 2009 - 11:12 PM

Don't bring PotC into this. It's making a secondary trilogy, just like Star Wars.


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Posted 10 October 2009 - 02:39 AM

First one was alright. Second was meh. Third sucked. Guess where that leaves the fourth?
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Posted 10 October 2009 - 05:30 AM

I liked the first Shrek.. but the ones after that are just milking the franchise. Not really that funny, but kids will buy it.
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Posted 02 November 2009 - 05:44 PM

I actually liked the second, the third not so much, and well... I have only the lowest expectations for this one. Since this is a month old, I'm going to bring some new material into the mix.

Part of the humour of the Shrek movie was taking characters from mythology we are familiar with and turning it into something a little more funny. The thing is, they've gone through a good portion of it, and now there's not much to go with. What are they going to lampoon? The Redcap, who needs to dye his cap red with blood every so often to keep alive? Or maybe the Black Annis, who steals children in the night. Eventually, Shrek producers, you run out of the cute, funny stories and are left with things from our nightmares. It's your choice, and your move. I'll be watching.
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Posted 03 November 2009 - 05:34 AM

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