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Sonic woke to a fine spring morning and looked outside his bedroom window."Nice day today" he said to himself as he watched two dogs get it on in his neighbors backyard. He headed downstairs to see what was for breakfast when he noticed no one was home. "Where is everybody?" he called out. No reply. "Hello?" he called again. "Hell-" he was interuppted by his brother, Manic, shouting "GOD DAMMIT ITS TO HARD TO MASTURBATE WITH YOU YELLING!!!!" Sonic threw up in the sink and dashed outside. He hopped in his car and when he fired up the engine he noticed a gorilla in his backseat. "What da fuck yo doin in mah car bitch???" it said as it bitch slapped Sonic across his face. Sonic, knowing karate, flung the gorilla out of the car window and roundhouse kicked his ass thru a door. Sonic got back in his car and drove to Tails' house to see what he was up to. As usual Tails was playing COD4 with Knux and Knux was pwning him so bad. "You suck Tails" said Knux as he was runnin around out RIGHT IN THE OPEN like a retard. Tails headshotted him and screamed "BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!XD" Knux full of anger stuffed the controller down his underwear and made Tails' mom eat it. "You two are fucked up" Sonic said and kicked tails in his grapes before getting out banjo kazooie nuts & bolts. "That game is gay" said Knux. "We have beatin tails at every game except this so what are we going to play besides this?" asked Sonic. Tails, awkwardly flexing for some reason, pointed out " I have an IQ of over NINE THOUSAND! So how are ou going to outsmart me in this game?" "you'll see" came the reply. Sonic built a totally pimped out king kong head hat shoots lazers from its eyes and breathes fire. Knux built a machine EXACTLY like bowsers koopa kopter, and Tails built a giant penis...."Tails what the FUCK is that?" Sonic asked as Tails' penismobile rammed itself into Sonic's king kong's mouth. Tails said "MUAHAHAHA" and Sonic was creeped out enough that he dared him to take that 'thing' online and enter it into a contest for 5k$. "You're on!" said tails as he plugged in his fucking overpriced online wireless adapter into his Xbox 360.
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Death Knight Shadow 
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 04:31 AM
He who smiles simply has found someone to blame it on.
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Movetron
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 11:29 AM
No.
Just no.
This would never happen in the Sonic universe.
But I'll let it pass, because I'm sensing a case of special snowflake syndrome.
Just no.
This would never happen in the Sonic universe.
But I'll let it pass, because I'm sensing a case of special snowflake syndrome.
Eat my balls.
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Death Knight Shadow
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Posted 23 September 2009 - 02:40 AM
Movetron, on 22 September 2009 - 04:29 AM, said:
No.
Just no.
This would never happen in the Sonic universe.
But I'll let it pass, because I'm sensing a case of special snowflake syndrome.
Just no.
This would never happen in the Sonic universe.
But I'll let it pass, because I'm sensing a case of special snowflake syndrome.
Read the title, randomness, besides i was bored....
He who smiles simply has found someone to blame it on.
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