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Anyone remembers Teddy Ruxpin?
#3
Posted 22 September 2009 - 04:26 AM
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! My sister had... still has one of the little abominations. It's horrible, I swear. That thing had to be crapped out of the very bowels of Hell itself, there is no other way that terrorbeast could ever exist. Every time it talks I'm expecting it to say something like "I'm gonna do bad things to you in your sleep, Tyler... Don't lock your door or things we'll have an issue...". *shudder* How anyone could find it cute or endearing is beyond me.
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#6
Posted 23 September 2009 - 02:47 AM
I agree, that's not even remotely phalic.
Now I'm remembering Prince's awesome symbol guitar that cast the penis shadow during that one Superbowl. Does anyone else remember that? I laughed my ass off.
Now I'm remembering Prince's awesome symbol guitar that cast the penis shadow during that one Superbowl. Does anyone else remember that? I laughed my ass off.
#7
Posted 23 September 2009 - 05:14 AM

#8
Posted 23 September 2009 - 06:34 AM
Well yeah, if your penis is green and covered in warts, not to mention all wrinkled and stubby with little nostrils on either side. Does yours also have little teeth and spit acid?
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#9
Posted 23 September 2009 - 12:23 PM
Holy shit, he could totally use it as a weapon if it were like that! Nobody would ever expect it! Well, except maybe other dudes like him and those who are familiar with such tactics, but what are the chances that he'll run into somebody like that?
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#10
Posted 23 September 2009 - 02:07 PM
I really wonder about you people sometimes...then I remember that I'm not so different.I don't remember teddy ruxpin though I do remember the my pet monster they had a live action movie of it that i saw once and it was crap even then.To prove my unknowing of this cartoon who is teddy ruxpin?
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#11
Posted 23 September 2009 - 03:36 PM
TEddy Ruxpin was basically a tape player disguised as a stuffed animal. He "read" books to ya. His mouth moved and he could blink but that was about it. I REALLY don't remember the cartoon though. I had no idea that My Pet Monster had a live action movie ha ha. I think this thread should be about weird old toys and not about penises..
#12
Posted 24 September 2009 - 03:44 AM
Teddy Ruxpin used to scare me. I hated him so much. The creepy bastard pissed me off one day when it ate a tape of mine. My solution was to punch out his teeth and rip out an arm. Mom got so mad because apparently Teddy was semi-expensive and I thought he was evil.
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