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Kids toy gets banned for being used as a sex toy enough said

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 03:26 PM

View PostMaster of AFTER, on 17 September 2009 - 12:32 AM, said:

The irony is that banning that toy was basically a futile effort in the long run. If I've learned one thing from the internet, it's that anything—and I mean anything—can be used as a sex toy if the person is horny and imaginative enough.

I bought a Gillette Fusion Power razor one night...you know, the one with "soothing vibrations"? I shaved my face and shortly after, removed the exchangeable razor head and used it to assist in satisfying m'lady...twice

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 12:51 AM

Oh, wow, you actually call your ass "m'lady"?
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 01:22 AM

View PostRed, on 21 October 2009 - 07:51 PM, said:

Oh, wow, you actually call your ass "m'lady"?

I don't see how that's any of your business!


Welp, the ol' lady gets outta work pretty soon, and she wants lovin like its cheesecake. I'll make sure and take plenty of pics for when I come back ;)

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 01:46 AM

Jesus Christ, Scourge, please don't pollute our minds with your perverse self-pleasure!
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 12:31 AM

Wow,when I started this topic i honestly didn't believe anyone would reply and if they did reply it would have been complete crap surprisingly this has an honest mix of 'What the fuck' responses and actual discussion.But that last one from scourge was really...I have no words to describe the perverseness what so ever.
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