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AHA! It was a sombitch, but I finally got a way to check the place out...on mah BlackBerry! My internet was indeed cut off as expected, BUT I will have it back soon! Till then, looks like I'll be postin from the ol cell'r phone. Later y'all!
WHOA What the fuck!?
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nick_phizz 
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 09:16 AM
I wish I had internet on my cell... it seems like it would be fun.
#43
Master of AFTER
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 11:08 AM
"Man, I need to go grocery shopping before I die of malnutrition, but I can't stand the thought of being away from the internet for that long! What am I going to do!?"
Friends, are you tired of living in the time when cavemen and dinosaurs roamed the earth, when it was impossible to check your e-mail or download extended previews for the hottest new reality shows unless you were tethered to a computer like some kind of filthy goddamned criminal? Well now you can take the internet with you wherever you go, thanks to the BlackBerry!
"Wow, check out this bastard-rad technology! I'm watching YouTube videos at my kid's soccer game!"
"Daddy, did you see me make the winning goal!?"
"Nope! However, I did see a video of some redneck falling testicles-first onto a sawhorse... Thanks to the internet!"
That's right friends, no more paying attention to the boring shit-filled world around you! Now you have a better world to live in; cyberspace! Bitchin'!
"Oh my god, this porno is primo! I can't believe I get to watch these nasty whores fisting each other in public, in public!"
"Today's Word of Inspiration is, 'Humble yourselves, therefore, under God's mighty hand, that He may lift you up in due time. Cast all your anxiety on...' Um, Mr. Peterson, what... what are you doing back there?"
"Mmmmm! Oh yeah bitch, take that whole fist up your tight backdoor! Aw yeah! Oooohhh shiiiit~!"
Wake up people, it's the year 2009! Get with the times already, and stop wasting your pathetic existence in that infinite session of monotonous drudgery you call a life! Science may have dropped the ball in giving us those flying cars and cures for cancer we were promised, but it gave us something much better; the internet! So pick up YOUR new BlackBerry today, and start enjoying the culmination of human achievement in the palm of your hands!
"Awesome to the max! I can read my favorite online message boards while I'm driving to work! ...Oh snap, someone posting on the World of Warcraft board has a different set of political beliefs than me! I can't believe I almost missed this! Well, prepare to be told what for, anonymous pers—" *HONK HONK* "OH HOLY FU—!!"
Do you love the internet? Oh course you do, you stupid dipshit! So quit being a retarded cockweasel and buy your new BlackBerry with patented Mobile Internet Browsing and Enjoying Technology today! The information superhighway and all its wonders await you!
INTERNET!
Friends, are you tired of living in the time when cavemen and dinosaurs roamed the earth, when it was impossible to check your e-mail or download extended previews for the hottest new reality shows unless you were tethered to a computer like some kind of filthy goddamned criminal? Well now you can take the internet with you wherever you go, thanks to the BlackBerry!
"Wow, check out this bastard-rad technology! I'm watching YouTube videos at my kid's soccer game!"
"Daddy, did you see me make the winning goal!?"
"Nope! However, I did see a video of some redneck falling testicles-first onto a sawhorse... Thanks to the internet!"
That's right friends, no more paying attention to the boring shit-filled world around you! Now you have a better world to live in; cyberspace! Bitchin'!
"Oh my god, this porno is primo! I can't believe I get to watch these nasty whores fisting each other in public, in public!"
"Today's Word of Inspiration is, 'Humble yourselves, therefore, under God's mighty hand, that He may lift you up in due time. Cast all your anxiety on...' Um, Mr. Peterson, what... what are you doing back there?"
"Mmmmm! Oh yeah bitch, take that whole fist up your tight backdoor! Aw yeah! Oooohhh shiiiit~!"
Wake up people, it's the year 2009! Get with the times already, and stop wasting your pathetic existence in that infinite session of monotonous drudgery you call a life! Science may have dropped the ball in giving us those flying cars and cures for cancer we were promised, but it gave us something much better; the internet! So pick up YOUR new BlackBerry today, and start enjoying the culmination of human achievement in the palm of your hands!
"Awesome to the max! I can read my favorite online message boards while I'm driving to work! ...Oh snap, someone posting on the World of Warcraft board has a different set of political beliefs than me! I can't believe I almost missed this! Well, prepare to be told what for, anonymous pers—" *HONK HONK* "OH HOLY FU—!!"
Do you love the internet? Oh course you do, you stupid dipshit! So quit being a retarded cockweasel and buy your new BlackBerry with patented Mobile Internet Browsing and Enjoying Technology today! The information superhighway and all its wonders await you!
INTERNET!
Hey kids, remember to drink your drugs, stay in milk, and don't do school!
#44
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 05:30 PM
MoA fucking won the thread.
R.I.P. Reu...
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Gold: *pokes your corpse*
Shmeckie: Sorry, I was doing someone
Shmeckie: SOMETHING
Shmeckie: DOING SOMETHING!
Gold: HAHAHA!!
Shmeckie: Sorry, I was doing someone
Shmeckie: SOMETHING
Shmeckie: DOING SOMETHING!
Gold: HAHAHA!!
#46
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 10:31 AM
Well...I don't know about all that crap, but is it so wrong that I missed posting here? D=>
I like my blackberry... ;_;
I like my blackberry... ;_;
My Pikachu is better than your Pikachu!
#47
KennEH!
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 03:56 PM
MoA is a prophet, giving his wisdom message board posts.
Fighting on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
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Master of AFTER
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Posted 20 October 2009 - 05:07 AM
???????, on 19 October 2009 - 09:36 PM, said:
So I guess that three of you know what AFTER's shit tastes like.
For those who don't know: Slightly better than ???????'s mom's vagina.
OH!
Hey kids, remember to drink your drugs, stay in milk, and don't do school!
#51
???????
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 05:10 AM
Didn't get enough the last time, eh Red?
AFTER, yo mamma gina so funky that even Red won't use it!
Oh!
AFTER, yo mamma gina so funky that even Red won't use it!
Oh!
This post has been edited by ???????: 21 October 2009 - 05:10 AM
"Work is for people who can't play video games." - Jillian Wiebe, "The King of Kong"
#52
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 05:30 AM
Of course Red wouldn't be interested in my mom; she doesn't have a penis!
Marx, yo momma's pubes be so untrimmed, it looks like she's giving birth to an adult Dolemite head-first!
Marx, yo momma's pubes be so untrimmed, it looks like she's giving birth to an adult Dolemite head-first!
Hey kids, remember to drink your drugs, stay in milk, and don't do school!
#53
???????
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 06:02 AM
Well, yo mamma so hairy that people often mistake her for a guy in a fursuit!
Also, you momma gina so open-ended that it makes Metroidvanias seem linear by comparison!
Also, you momma gina so open-ended that it makes Metroidvanias seem linear by comparison!
"Work is for people who can't play video games." - Jillian Wiebe, "The King of Kong"
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 06:43 AM
???????, on 20 October 2009 - 11:02 PM, said:
Also, you momma gina so open-ended that it makes Metroidvanias seem linear by comparison!
Yo momma's snatch has so many users that the World of Warcraft developers be jealous!
Hey kids, remember to drink your drugs, stay in milk, and don't do school!
