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LOELIN'S (NOVELTY) WORDS OF EXTREME WISDOM

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 04:13 PM

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To Whom It May Concern:

Hello, I am [Novelty]*, a SEGA Lover. I play a lot of your games, especially drooling over the fast mascot, Sonic the Hedgehog. I play your games to not only beat them like a regular gamer, but I actually play them for the storylines. For Example, the game 'Sonic Adventure 2' explains how one new alternate mascot named 'Shadow' was created to destroy the planet. In the game, It gives a beautiful in-depth storyline of how Sonic 'and Co.' cracked the case of Project: "Shadow" and found the real monster to destroy the planet, as known as Biolizard. Although I currently own none of your games, I always wish I had a Sonic game for my Nintendo DS.

With the use of storylines in mind, I think that you have empty areas that sways a lot of people away from your franchise. Now in this day and age, everything that is popular in the western hemisphere has depth and content with full explanations to everything. That means if you wanted to make more people interested in the blue hedgehog, you would need to explain why everyone is in that color, how Sonic's world began and what is the name of that world. I have a way to answer all these questions with creative accuracy and plausible reasoning. I mean that every character who was created, starting from Sonic3&K would explain why every person is so.

Maybe your asking the question, "What is this crazy guy thinking?" or "What is the big idea he is trying to say?". I concocted a flowing story to 'break the mold' in traditional games: combining Witchcraft, Science, and...well the Sonic franchise, of course. The general idea of the story is that there is a person on Sonic's world that is so deep, so dark, that she can never be good. She manipulates people to whatever she wants by just looking at them, and has the power to destroy Sonic's World. The only reason why is because the people; which she likes seeing them suffer. She was stopped 10,000 years before and now she came back to settle the score, only to be stopped by Sonic's friends, enemies, and aquaintences (yes, even Dr. Eggman helps). This story will also explain why Eggman was one of the only humans who survived on Sonic's world, and also give backstories to Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy Rose, Shadow's Pre-Creation, Blaze, Rouge, and Silver.

Thank you for reading this letter; if you are interested to what I have to offer, please reply.

Sincerely,
[Novelty]*


*names have been replaced by aliases


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[Request] Name Change
I would like my name to be changed from (Novelty) to [Novelty]. It's disrespectful to me and I think its disrespectful to the community. I am not demanding that my name should change. I just want to ask for the name to be changed.


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Posted 05 August 2009 - 04:32 PM

Oh lawdy lawdy.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 04:38 PM

I read all of that yesterday. That e-mail got a bunch of negative attention and, every time he defended it, he still made no sense.

That name change request is not only hilarious, but is confusing as well... How is it disrespectful to him or the community?
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 05:01 PM

Are his loving community doing him up the rear? Yea... probably.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 05:38 PM

What a motherfucker, haha.

Also, that time he said "OMG, you CAN'T BE [AnnoyingDipshit] because THAT REQUIRES LOEV!!1!1!!".

And that time he posted a whole two paragraphs on why he was an internet tough guy(and why I wasn't), which didn't make sense, because all the big words he used were used improperly. Ah, the good old, lulzy times. :'D

Whaaaat a lulzcow.

I've been here for less time than him, and I can at least admit that I'm an annoying little shit.

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 07:04 PM

I swear all we read this guyz posts for anymore is for the entertainment value.
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Posted 06 August 2009 - 06:17 AM

And he was doing so well. :'( Oh well, the novelty was wearing off, anyway. HO HO HO.
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Posted 06 August 2009 - 10:25 AM

All I care to say right now, is, what the fuck goes on up there in the little mind of his?
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Posted 06 August 2009 - 08:39 PM

So, who is more entertaining? Antony or Loelin?
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Posted 06 August 2009 - 08:58 PM

I'd say Antony, although I wasn't around when he was here. In my viewpoint, Loelin was annoying, not entertaining, just to say the least. Antony was just downright naively funny. Loelin was a self loving know-it-all. Thought that being "[Novelty]" was any good at all. Like as if that were a gang, and if you weren't in it, you'd suck, and had your right to live withdrawn or something. Antony was more like comic relief. Loelin would be too incoherent to be funny. Some coherency is needed to be annoying and funny at the same time. In the way I see it, at least.
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Posted 06 August 2009 - 10:08 PM

Neither of them were funny and you're fucking insane if you think otherwise. Those two are about as funny as frostpine.
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Posted 06 August 2009 - 11:40 PM

...Who the fuck are these people?


I kept mouthing "what the fuck" while I was reading those quotes.
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Posted 07 August 2009 - 12:18 AM

Never bring up Antony again :ph34r: , although his age here seems pretty accurate.

Also:
http://www.narutobas...antony-bat.html
http://www.forums.en...hought-he-7399/

Anyway, that dude scares the shit out of me. Seriously.
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Posted 07 August 2009 - 12:39 AM

Ha ha, so we're not alone in this world. He'd probably be banned from 4chan for being too stupid.
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Posted 07 August 2009 - 12:42 AM

>_>

...He's twenty four and he types like that?

And he has a "cartoon crush" on Rouge.





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Posted 07 August 2009 - 04:02 AM

I leave for at least 100 minutes and this happens. What the hell?
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Posted 07 August 2009 - 04:12 AM

Is that at least 100 minutes remark supposed to be some kind of inside joke?

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Posted 07 August 2009 - 10:37 AM

View Post???????, on 06 August 2009 - 11:08 PM, said:

Neither of them were funny and you're fucking insane if you think otherwise. Those two are about as funny as frostpine.

Alright then, I'm fucking insane. What the fuck are you gonna do about it?
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Posted 07 August 2009 - 02:32 PM

What the fuck am I gonna do about it?! Haha, what the fuck, M? Nothing, you fucking loony!
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Posted 07 August 2009 - 05:50 PM

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[I don't smoke, drink, had sex, or anything of the latter. I am a cleen virgin boy.]


He doesn't had sex.

Better not use present tense verbs.
He won't understood.




HOOO I crack myself up.
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