[Sway]

Rules:

1) Quotes must be from the first day of this month up until the last day of this month and can be funny, informative, interesting, or whatever. Just good quotes.
2) Quotes must be from a forum member.
3) You can't nominate your own quote.
4) You can second/third/etc. quotes if you so wish, and this is in fact encouraged to help pick the quotes that will make it to the voting period.
5) Unlimited nominations per person!
6) Please provide a link to the post(s) of your quotes. Snapback tags do this for you automatically if you make use of this method. Just click the "quote" button for the post in question, and reply to this thread and it's all entered in for you.
7) A maximum of six (or so) quotes will be chosen for voting, based on popularity in the nomination process. In the event of a tie, the staff shall pick the final six. Six quotes do not necessarily have to be chosen, though. It could be two or something if there's slim pickings.
8) No quotes from "spam threads." You should all know what is meant by that. The reason being it's not a real natural thing in the context of a discussion, it's just spam.
9) Nominating stupid/bad posts for the ironic value is not allowed because it's no fun for those of us who actually do come up with something good to say this month.
10) Quotes have to be composed of letters and numbers, with a minimum length of eight characters and may not be dictionary words.

[Pyroman]

...But was he a great president, or the GREATEST president?

[Master of AFTER]

Haha, I really enjoyed that a lot.

[Kvitne]

"That Other Guy, on May 6 2009, 01:33 AM, said:

I fail to see how having sex with food is better than my idea.

Haha, this made me laugh.

[???????]

Arc, on May 6 2009, 12:40 PM, said:

Cinco de mayo is not a real holiday. Every country who is any country has beaten the French. Beating the French is like learning to tie your shoes. Bravo when you do it, but you don't need a yearly anniversary...

[Darkstalker]

^ Seconded.

[Master of AFTER]

Those were both pretty good. Seconding Kvitne's and Q.M. Johnson's nominations.

[Arc]

Master of AFTER, on May 7 2009, 02:33 AM, said:

No, not good times.  Playing referee to Angry Nerds With a Superiority Complex vs. Lone Moron: Round XXVIII is never good times.

It made me spit out my Captain Crunch so I gotta give it a recommendation.

[Tragedy]

Kvitne, on May 7 2009, 11:52 AM, said:

I really enjoyed both of my proms. I don't see the problem. Nick, I'd tell you a few things:

1. You are lame for coming here to ask this. But don't worry, a lot of people here are lame in their own special way, so it's okay.
3. Go to the prom where you'll both know people. Location isn't important, it's the people you're having fun with that matters.
4. Fuck the number 2.

[HTM]

I second Tragedy's nomination.

[Pyroman]

Mr. Retro, on May 10 2009, 01:05 AM, said:

Well, if Cream's body was forgotten, something like this would happen:

Out of nowhere, penises would start to fall from the sky on Mobius, taking the lifes of thousands with their erect horror. Entire civilizations would fall as these penises fell from the sky, none being safe from their horrid destruction.

However, the survivors would live a happy life, farming the penises as food and also growing them as material for the houses they live in. Life would be good for many centuries, until the Vaginists rose up. For, when the penises fell from the sky, vaginas rose from the waters. When these vaginas rose, they also brought destruction, but in this case, the people turned to worshipping them for being so mighty. It was then that they decided that all penises were evil, and sought to destroy all of them. Showing themselves to be not ones to be easily killed, the Penisians would fight back with all their might.

The war would go on for many centuries, until one Penisian spear would crash against a Vaginist shield. Instantly, an infant would be born, bringing about peace and happiness... For about two seconds. Because Cyborg Nazis mounted on dinosaurs would just kill everyone for the lulz.

Nominated.

[???????]

Requiem, on May 10 2009, 01:37 PM, said:

... but we have an introductions forum. I like to think of it as a basic social test. If they can't find the correct location for topics, we find the correct location for their membership.

This gave me a chuckle.

[NiGHTS Noob]

Season-Shifter, on May 16 2009, 11:15 PM, said:

Super Mario Bros is a rip off of Sonic The Hedgehog.

YES!

[[Novelty]]

Muzzy Roberto, on May 19 2009, 05:55 PM, said:

I don't think Frost even knows what rape is. He probably thinks it's some sort of frappuccino.

Nominated!

[Movetron]

^ Seconded.

That's just fucking awesome.

[Lord Shmeckie]

Master of AFTER, on May 20 2009, 10:53 PM, said:

I've been known to kick people in the face over a variety of dicky actions in multiplayer games, from assholes spamming moves in fighting games to trying to use a doubling cube in Backgammon when they have two checkers left on the board and I'm still ten pips away.  Some people just deserve to get kicked in the face sometimes.

[Muzzy Roberto]

Seconded.

Anything involving the use of the word 'pips' has my vote.

[???????]

Tragedy, on May 27 2009, 09:26 AM, said:

...and if we wanted to get stupid, rocks can become metals over time through many different ways.

He said this at the perfect time.

[???????]

Kvitne, on May 31 2009, 09:27 PM, said:

EDIT: Loelin, I'm not having you fuck up this topic. I'm sorry, but until you actually say something that makes sense and is worthwhile I'm going to keep putting this message back in here.

I'm sorry Loelin, but this made me laugh.

[[Novelty]]

???????, on May 31 2009, 09:43 PM, said:

I'm sorry Loelin, but this made me laugh.

I felt bullied. Kvitne does not allow freedom of expression.

This post has been edited by Loelin The Hedgehog: 01 June 2009 - 02:48 AM