[jackadder]

In the lifeless plains of the Withered Heath, the Royal Wizard Merlina ran for her life. She was being chased by a man in odd but superior armour and carrying a great and hefty sword named 'Deathcalibur.' This was the Black Knight. The Knight raised his sword and thousands of dark warriors appeared in a circle around the wizard. Merlina stopped in her tracks and turned to the Knight. "You cannot stop me." She said. "I will bring you and your dark reign to an end!"
"I fear you may be mistaken." Spoke the Black Knight. He raised Deathcalibur, and as he was about to strike, a small blue object flew in the way and knocked Merlina onto the floor, narrowly missing the swords strike. The wizard lay on the ground with the blue object, which was actually a Chao named Cheese. "Who dares..." Began the Knight.
"We do, Sir Knight!" Spoke an innocent, girly voice. Merlina and the Knight turned around and saw no other than Cream the Rabbit. "Stay away from her, Mister!" She cried again.
"Ha! You think a mere rabbit child can defeat the great, King Arthur!?" Shouted the Black Knight.
"I'm sorry, Sir, but yes, we do!" Cream said. Cheese flew into the air and began to fly into all of the evil warriors. Each of them fell onto each other and accidentally impaling themselves in their allies swords. Cream quickly helped Merlina up. "Come on, Miss Wizard." She said. "We have to get out of here!"
"Indeed." Said Merlina. She held out her staff which began to glow. The dust on the ground began to fly in the air around them until they were completely consumed by it and were being teleported away. Before the teleportation tornado vanished, Cheese quickly flew in, wearing one of the dark warriors ridiculously huge helmets, and he vanished aswell. The dust once again settled on the ground, leaving nothing were Cream and Merlina stood. The Black Knight looked around. That mere Chao had vanquished all of his evil warriors, somehow. But the Knight didn't mind, that Chao and rabbit-girl definitely could not defeat his most elite servants; the Knights of the Round Table. He held out his sword which glew until the entire vicinity was alight. Then, when the light vanished, three knights stould there. One was a black hedgehog, one was a red echidna and the other was a white bat.
"Sir Lancelot." The Knight said. The black hedgehog bowed. "Sir Gawain." The red echidna bowed. "And Dame Carados." The white bat also bowed. "I order you to locate and slay the rabbit-girl, her Chao and the wizard on sight. Bring me the wizards staff aswell. I'm ure we can find use for it."
"Yes, my lord!" Said the three knights. Their King then flew off on his flying steed.
"He wants us to slay Merlina!" Said Gawain. "We can not do that! She is the Royal Wizard!"
"No, Gawain!" Shouted Lancelot. "We must obey the King's orders! We are his knights after all."
"Yes, he's right." Agreed Carados. "Without alleigance to the King, we are nothing. We would be outlaws and forced to live without honour or-"
"Okay! I get it!" Shouted Gawain. "Well then..." He pulled out two swords from his belt. "Let's go hunting!"

"Chao Chao Chao? Chao Chao Chao!" Chao-ed Cheese. Merlina looked puzzled.
"He says that he could've stopped that bad man knight if you didnt teleport us away." Translated Cream.
"No, Cheese." Said Merlina. "He cannot be wounded or harmed in anyway."
"Chao?" Asked Cheese. Merlina looked at Cream.
"Oh, he's asking 'how.'" Said Cream.
"He bears the scabbard of Excalibur." Answered Merlina.
"Excalibur?" Cream said. "Isn't that the sword that the Lady of the Lake gave to the King?"
"Yes." Answered Merlina. "Excalibur is King Arthur's sword." The wizard held out her hand and in a puff of pink smoke, a map appeared. "This is the land ruled by King Arthur, the Grand Kingdom." She handed the map to Cheese who began to look at it upside down with a confuzzled face. Then, Cheese's pom pom turned into a question mark.
"King, Chao, Chao?" He said.
Cream translated. "Was that bad knight really King Arthur? I thought he was a good guy."
"Yes." Merlina confirmed. "But let us be on our way."
"Where will we go?" Cream asked.
"I must get you accustomed with my world." Answered Merlina. "I should expect the rules here are different than in your world. How did you get here anyway?"
"Chaos Control." Cream answered.

Merlina handed Cream a sword. "You don't really expect me to use this do you?" Asked Cream.
"I am afraid you must." Answered Merlina. "If you wish to survive anyway. Well then, let us begin your training."

This post has been edited by jackadder: 18 April 2009 - 11:25 AM