[Sway]

A special treat this month. Here is me showcasing my dance moves to the S&K boss music:



Rules:

1) Quotes must be from the first day of this month up until the last day of this month and can be funny, informative, interesting, or whatever. Just good quotes.
2) Quotes must be from a forum member.
3) You can't nominate your own quote.
4) You can second/third/etc. quotes if you so wish, and this is in fact encouraged to help pick the quotes that will make it to the voting period.
5) Unlimited nominations per person!
6) Please provide a link to the post(s) of your quotes. Snapback tags do this for you automatically if you make use of this method. Just click the "quote" button for the post in question, and reply to this thread and it's all entered in for you.
7) A maximum of six (or so) quotes will be chosen for voting, based on popularity in the nomination process. In the event of a tie, the staff shall pick the final six. Six quotes do not necessarily have to be chosen, though. It could be two or something if there's slim pickings.
8) No quotes from "spam threads." You should all know what is meant by that. The reason being it's not a real natural thing in the context of a discussion, it's just spam.
9) Nominating stupid/bad posts for the ironic value is not allowed because it's no fun for those of us who actually do come up with something good to say this month.
10) Dance or die.

[Master of AFTER]

Such grace and beauty...!

[nick_phizz]

Shit!!!! Where did that song come from?

[Movetron]

As usual, it's not really sway.

[Master of AFTER]

No, that's totally Sway.

[Scourge]

KennEH!, on Apr 4 2009, 02:28 PM, said:

He only got in trouble because he's on T.V. I've been punching hookers for years and never got in trouble once.

Heh... stupid Shamwow guy.

[[Novelty]]

This...

Master of AFTER, on Apr 4 2009, 12:37 AM, said:

Sway!  Gimme a beat, homie!

Oh, oh, right there, right there now!  OOOH SHIT SON!

Yo, I busted into this topic expecting a trip
But nothin' coulda prepared me for this bullshit

Readin' these posts has been all kinds'a gratin'
I wouldn't have expected all this mothafuckin' hatin'

If ya don't like rap then that's yo choice
Y'all gotta speak yo mind in ya own voice

I don't give a shit 'bout all'a this noise
Y'all like childrens fightin' ova toys

Leolin's got some crazy-ass concepts
Givin' rise to these threads made o' nonsense

Movetron's bitchin' like bitchin' bitches do
Even though nobody payin' attention to you

Sway don't know what to say
So he bustin' jokes everyday
Y'all should stay the fuck outta his way
Yo, pray you get away, ese

Nick Phizz be once again pretendin'
Like he got some kinda class unendin'
Though his broken heart remain unmendin'
'Cause he ain't got no friends'n
This joint anyplace
Yo face
Is a disgrace
No one cares about yo race
It's YA ATTITUDE that be crude mah dude

Chillax, man
We cool.

I'm outta this joint like Muzzy's stash
Can't stick around to see this shit crash

Keep the party bangin' like it was some trick
As far as CS goes this thread is choice pick

I gotta run now 'cause the hos need pleasin'
That be my calling, my mission, my reason

Check ya later, ladies and gents.
Don't get ugly now, and be good.
Y'all fuck with this forum, you fuck with MY hood.

PEACE
PEACE
PEACE

...Kicks ass.

This post has been edited by Loelin: The YTMNDer: 05 April 2009 - 10:23 PM

[Kvitne]

Yeah, I second both Scourge's and Loelin's nominations.

[???????]

Kvitne, on Apr 5 2009, 10:23 AM, said:

Hey guys, I have a sneak preview of H-M's next wallpaper!

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I wouldn't be surprised.

[Movetron]

???????, on Apr 5 2009, 12:04 PM, said:

I wouldn't be surprised.

I wasn't surprised when he got another "I'm so suicidal! I have issues! " desktop.

[???????]

Vagina Effigy, on Apr 12 2009, 09:43 PM, said:

For those of you wondering: No, the chances of me shutting the hell up when a new game about everyone's favorite Sonic character, Tails, is close to coming out/just been revealed are very low.

I got an email from this friend of a friend who knows a guy who has this girl that he's kinda seeing but isn't sure if he wants to take it a step further. It (being the email, not the girl, haha, silly) had some neato video links, I learned of a remake of an old classic: Tails Adventure

Here's the real reason I started this topic. As some of us may know, the Game Boy is getting an updated version of Tails Adventure. I didn't expect a game this old, being released on a dead system, to be a worthwhile release until I saw this. It looks like compared to the Game Gear version, a lot more content has been added to Adventure than what the Virtual Boy version of Tails and the Music Maker had added to it from the original game.

All I have to say to Sega after seeing that is that if this shit doesn't find it's way to the Game Gear, it can go fuck itself. I'm kinda glad I never bought the Game Gear version since that would mean that whenever I end up shelling out the cash for an original Game Boy, I'd have to buy the game all over again.

Desperate for a nomination? Most definitely. Does it matter? Only slightly.

[Shock]

( o Y o ), on Apr 12 2009, 07:15 PM, said:

Desperate for a nomination? Most definitely. Does it matter? Only slightly.

I'll second that.

[Master of AFTER]

Post-Modern Accountant, on Apr 14 2009, 06:48 PM, said:

Fuck all of you I swear to god stop being so goddamn dumb.

Straight-up mean posts are always dynamite.

[Scourgekito the hedgehog]

Imitation Margarine, on Apr 15 2009, 07:08 AM, said:

I thought being an overall pain in the ass even when your told to change would be a suspendable offense? Kind like one step above spamming the forums.

[???????]

Seconding TOG's quote.

[nick_phizz]

( o Y o ), on Apr 15 2009, 03:42 PM, said:

Seconding TOG's quote.

Who?

[???????]

Gold_TSG, on Apr 16 2009, 03:26 PM, said:

Cause I beat you in the "Who's gonna be born first?" game back in the day. You were a sore loser then, and you're a sore loser now.

This gave me a good chuckle.

["That Other Guy"]

Tragedy, on Apr 21 2009, 02:09 AM, said:

Yeah, nick. Sway lives a double-life.  When he's not dealing with psychos here, he's dealing with psychos in real life under the mask; The Breeze.  He is a disguised vigilante, caressing the soft and sweet mammary glands of the whore we all know as Justice.  His prowess in the field is so legendary, he leaves no evidence behind, the only presence of his duty ever taken under notice is the delicate lotus flower he drops on each victims chest.  The symbol of his selflessness to his city and his kin. 

Then he gets on SOL and dies a little inside.

This post has been edited by "That Other Guy": 21 April 2009 - 12:41 PM

[Kvitne]

Seconded.

[???????]

Thirded.

Arc, on Apr 20 2009, 02:04 AM, said:

Convince all the characters that their God was a worthless cheap and cruel one who used them for his petty pleasures. Have Tails and Robotnik construct some improbable yet miraculous invention that uses Chaos Emeralds, the Power of Love and Sonic's speed to cut through the heavens to kill their God. After that I'd come back to find that the Sonic Team had been murdered over the weekend with what looked like the power of love and chaos emeralds.

This post has been edited by ???????: 22 April 2009 - 01:16 AM