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Who's better? Chuck Norris vs. Clint Eastwood

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 03:46 AM

I honstly dont know who's better. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick people while Clint Eastwood would command you to "Shut your F***ing Face". So, I want to
know, who's better?
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Posted 08 March 2009 - 03:49 AM

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 03:55 AM

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 04:13 AM

Because of all the rave of Chuck norris being better. I DONT 'HINK SO!!
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I'll be brutally honest. Guys and penis. There =D

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 04:31 AM

The two characters I mentioned could kick either of their asses without ever touching them. One of'em doesn't even have to be near them.
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Posted 08 March 2009 - 04:39 AM

I don't know, but I do know that Chuck Norris could survive a nuclear explosion.
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Posted 08 March 2009 - 04:42 AM

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 11:27 AM

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 01:46 PM

Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick the hell out of Clint Eastwood, but Eastwood would just get back up, dust himself off, wipe the blood from the corner of his mouth, and then stare into Chuck Norris' soul until he couldn't take it anymore and lost consciousness, resulting in a KO.

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 04:15 PM

Master of AFTER, on Mar 8 2009, 08:46 AM, said:

Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick the hell out of Clint Eastwood, but Eastwood would just get back up, dust himself off, wipe the blood from the corner of his mouth, and then stare into Chuck Norris' soul until he couldn't take it anymore and lost consciousness, resulting in a KO.

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 10:43 PM

Master of AFTER, on Mar 8 2009, 08:46 AM, said:

Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick the hell out of Clint Eastwood, but Eastwood would just get back up, dust himself off, wipe the blood from the corner of his mouth, and then stare into Chuck Norris' soul until he couldn't take it anymore and lost consciousness, resulting in a KO.

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 12:41 AM

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 04:05 AM

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 04:56 AM

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 01:30 AM

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:08 PM

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:15 PM

chuck norris has every army in the world on speed dial.Im pretty sure he could take down clint.
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 01:24 AM

Okay. Both of them are FAT OLD MEN. They can't do anything anymore. I'm pretty sure most of the members of SOL could kick both their asses. In fact, I encourage this. Go beat some old man ass, people!

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Actually, Eastwood is damn thin.

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 01:27 AM

If that's the case then Clint Eastwood wins. He's still making critically acclaimed movies while Chuck Norris is just being... Chuck Norris.
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 01:29 AM

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