[razourikthehedgie]

I looked up and saw a large metal bomb with a crude mustachioed face on it. The bomb was growing bigger in size.
I jumped out of the way... But the blast gave me a concussion. My cyborg implants rebooted my brain, and I got back up again.
I heard someone yell "There she is! Kill that bitch!" A bullet was flung at my face. I stopped it in mid air with telekinesis, and then launched it back at a tank near the G.U.N. bastards who tried to shoot me. Boom.
After that I curled into a ball and jumped up on top of a G.U.N. plane. The pilot was moving at supersonic speed, trying to shake me off. Too bad. I punched the cockpit, smashing it to a million pieces, smashing the controls to a million pieces, smashing the soldier's skull to a million pieces. A bunch of eggpawns were there, armed with laser machineguns. They shot at me, but they missed, just barely singing my pants, my shirt, my hair... Then a large burly dog man came by, smashing the egg pawns into bits of fire.
I landed. The dog man said "Come back to hq, we have better weapons there!" So I ran. But while running, I tripped over a rock. MY bones were broken, or at least they wouldnt be if I didnt use telekinesis to float myself over the ground. I got up, and was promptly blasted in the back. I screamed. I saw a G.U.N. soldier, laughing. I teleported behind him, and sliced his head off. Not laughing anymore, eh?
But my back still had that big hole in it. You could see my spine. I was coughing up blood. MY cyborg implants couldnt save me now. I slowly died.
But then, I woke up... Wtf!? I saw a G.U.N. soldier there. What were they going to do...?