[Muzzy Roberto]

Amy Rose carefully crept through the deep, dank labyrinth. The
torchlight flickered off the walls, providing just enough light so she
could see where she was going. Sure, her vision was blurry from the
several sloe gin fizzes she had before Sonic and crew had voted her the
BEST choice to explore the dark dungeon no one had escaped from. But it
didn't bother her. ~SONIC~ had put his trust in her, and she wasn't
going to disappoint. The last and final Chaos Emerald was supposed to
be hidden down here, somewhere.

It wasn't like the other dungeons Amy has seen. No scadly clad
dominatrix, no erotic forms of bondage, nothing. She let out a
alcoholic belch and could smell the gin on her breath. Next time
they want me to crawl through a dungeon, they should at least tell me
BEFORE I start drinking... With a weary sigh, she continued on. As
far as dungeon crawling goes, this was pretty boring. She had expected
skeletons with swords and shields, chattering their dusty undead teeth
as they swung their rusted scimitars at her, or horrid little imps
cackling madly as they flung fireballs from their clawed fingers. Nope,
it was nothing like Diablo at ALL. Mondo disappointment. Just a lot of
dust and some cobwebs. She wished life was a LOT more like video games.

Then, off in the distance, she saw a glistening flicker of light! The
Chaos Emerald!! She quickly ran towards it, and started towards the
glittering green gem! She herself couldn't believe she found it! Sonic
would be so happy!! *gasp* Maybe oral sex happy!! Ooh, the though of
Sonic's tongue pressing against her rosebud.... She squealed in
delight!! But it was no time for fantasies! It had all been easy up
until now... and perhaps too easy. In a rare moment of
foresight, Amy looked around for loose tiles, secret arrowholes, or
anything that might skewer her before she grabbed the emerald and got
herself some much wanted cunnilingus. Seeing that it was totally safe,
she plucked the Emerald off it's pedastal, and waited...

And waited...

And waited some more...

Nothing. No grinding of stones, no spikes popping up stabbing her feet,
no crushing walls. Very disappointed. She rolled the emerald down her
arm, off the other one, popped in the air and caught it. it was the
coolest thing she had ever done, and no one was around to see it. She
whistled 'Jack in the Green' to herself as she started to fabricate a
story to tell when Sonic and co asked her how it went. There would
DEFINITELY have to be scimitar swinging skeletons, maybe some large,
LARGE venomous spiders... but the she heard another voice... a VERY
familiar voice.

"I don't believe it..." it said, and from the shadow, stepped Princess
Peach. She circled Amy her hand resting on the handle of her loyal
parasol, Percy. "If I had known this place was totally harmless, I
would have gone down and gotten the last emerald myself..." Peach shook
her head and smiled. "But! You have the emerald..." She gracefully
walked over and snatched it from Amy's drunken hands. "And now I have no
more use for you. Not that I had much use for you in the first place...
You ARE pretty useless-"

"Give me that emerald back, Peach!" Amy shouted as she snatched it from
Peach's soft gloved hands "Sonic is counting on me to bring that to
him, so Robotnik can't have all seven! And plus, if I give it Sonic,
I'll probably get to give it to Sonic, and he'll pro-"

Peach deftly kicked Amy in her drunken pink side with a well placed
swift kick to her ribs.

Peach grabbed the handle of her loyal parasol Percy, and drew out not
the cheerful festive sun-blocking parasol, but a sharp shiny blade...
"And now, you're dead!" She cackled as she swung the shiny clean blade
at Amy's throat, who had jumped out of the way. Peach swung again, the
very tip of the razor sharp blade just barely slicing her shoulder, a
slow trickle of blood started to ooze from the thin cut, slowly matting
her pink fur. Amy clutched her shoulder and exclaimed drunkenly. Peach wung again, and this cut deep into Amy's arm. Amy shouted in pain and
dropped the Chaos Emerald and the torch she. The Chaos
Emerald bounced off the floor into a corner, while the torch rolled
into a large cascade of cobwebs. Dusty, flammable cobwebs...

Peach thrusted at Amy, but Amy dodged the lunge and grabbed Peach by
her wrist. She pulled the Princess down and greeted her delicate chin
with a stiff uppercut. Peach reeled back in pain and clutched her jaw.
She snarled at Amy in sheer anger and glared at her in blinding,
unendable rage. She quickly swung her blade at Amy, but she was stopped
mid-swing my a crushing left hook. Peach staggered back into the altar
and slumped tot he floor. The dusty, flammable cobwebs started to
ignite into flames.

Suddenly the whole labyrinth was alit with hot, choking heat, and they
both knew they had to act fast. Amy lunged into the corner and scooped
the very hot chaos emerald from the flames. She bounced the hot gem in
her hands, yelping each time the gem seared her hands. Peach wiped the
blood off her lip and pursued Amy Rose down the flaming corridor.

The inferno had begun to sweep across the dusty dry labyrinth and it became
a smoky, choking picture of hell. Amy sped down the smoky hellish
corridor her hand clamped tightly to her mouth, taking deep choking
breaths.

She ran into a large, empty chamber with some much needed
breathing room. Amy took several deep fresh breathes, coughing the
smoke out of her lungs. She leaned on her knees and coughed and hacked
madly, spitting up dark hock of phlegm as she cleared her lungs. She
started to run again and she glanced behind her at the spreading fire
started to engulf the empty large chamber. She didn't see Peach at
all. Amy smirked. How ironic Peach had been sent to a fiery hell by a
fiery hell. Amy peered through the smoke to find the way out in the
mile wide chamber, and she couldn't see much farther than ten feet. She
started to hack up a bit.

"Dammit! Where do I go?" She ran through the choking smoke, and saw the
a passageway leading out, not yet swallowed by the raging fire. She ran
to the fresh corridor in an furious combination of adrenaline and
searing pain as her slashed arm and bleeding shoulder really started to
hurt. The room grew hotter as she raced the fire to the corridor, each
burning breath choking her searing lungs, as it grew hard to see, and
she ran right into Peach's slashing blow. The Princess jumped out from
the thick smoke and cut into Amy's side. Amy hollered in pain as she felt a
warm wetness leak down her side, and knew it was her blood. Peach swung
down at Amy's throat, but the hedgehog rolled out of the way, and
landed on her freshly cut side. Pain shot through her body as she
dropped the emerald to clutch her side in a whimper of pain. Peach
slammed her foot down on Amy's head, and gave her a few well deserved
stomps to the head and back. She rolled Amy onto her back with a sharp
kick to her bad side. Peach pinned Amy to the ground with her foot, and
lifted her bloody blade high over her head, ready for the kill.

"It's over..!" she smiled, the encroaching fire had all but consumed
the large room, and the fiery light at emphasized the raging, murderous
hatred in her eyes. Peach thrusted down towards Amy's pain-filled
eyes, but Amy grabbed Peach's leg and bit it. Hard. The Princess yelp
in pain as she hopped off Amy's chest, clutching her calf. Amy pulled
her Piko Piko Mallet out of nowhere, and it was on.

Amy swung the hammer at Peach and shattered the Princess' kneecap.
Peach slumped to one leg, clutching her pulverized knee. Peach fell
onto her side, howling in pain as she tightly she held her destroyed
knee. Amy strutted up and slammed her heavy booted foot onto Peach's
chest.

"Yeah, it's over..." And she lifted her hammer high, and brought it down
onto Peach's head.

And missed.

Instead of splattering Peach's head like a ripe watermelon, her mallet
slammed into a stone tile, but the stone didn't shatter.
Instead, it sunk into the ground with a loud grinding sound. Just like
a trap does after being triggered.

Amy now regretted lamenting she had not seen any skeletons in the
labyrinth, as large 15 foot skeletons slowly lumbered out from
secret rooms hidden by fancy stone tablets. They staggered through
the blazing fire, their dry dusty bones slowly catching aflame. The
burning, lumbering skeletal killing machines slowly, mindlessly stomped
towards Amy and Peach.

"Flaming skeletons, no way..." Amy said to herself in amazement and felt
a sharp stabbing pain in her side.

Peach smiled coldly as she drove her blade into Amy's side. Amy
slumped to the ground clutching Peach's blade, futilely trying to pull
the blade out of her side. Peach hobbled over to the glowing,
glittering Chaos Emerald and clutched it tightly. She reached into her
dress and pulled out a small vial of red liquid.

"She who lives to run away..!" She said as she tossed the small glass
tube onto the floor, and a thick cloud of white smoke puffed up, and
soon a red door. Peach opened the red door and turned to Amy. "...Lives
to fight another day!!" She laughed as she fell though the safe, clear
subspace. The door closed and poofed away in another cloud of white
smoke.

"BITCH!!" Amy cried as she pulled peach's blade out and threw it to the
side. Her body was starting to go numb, her vision was getting blurry,
and it was getting REALLY hard to breathe. And the large, flaming
skeletons slowly rumbled towards her.

"This ain't over, Peach!" Amy wheezed as she clutched her mallet
tightly.

A large burning skeleton lifted his heavy stone scimitar over his head...

This is gonna get worse before it gets better... Amy told herself.

[razourikthehedgie]

Poor amy... D:
But that was pretty funny at some parts! I never imagined Amy and Peach being enemies...

[Scourge]

Bravo Muzzy. A delightful contrast to your last fic.

[Muzzy Roberto]

I figured it was time to do a fanfic without Hot lezzie action, or violence.

Oh wait. Well, one without hot lezzie action. And this has a *plot*. Movin' on up that ladder!

Odds are part 2 will be posted when i get back from drinkin'.

[Green]

Lookin' forward too it Muzzy!

Where did Peach get that sword?

[Muzzy Roberto]

It's hidden inside her Parasol. Because she's sneaky like that.

[razourikthehedgie]

So does amy die? Does sonic get really pissed off? What happens? I'm eagerly waiting for part 2...

[Master of AFTER]

Haha, awesome story, Muzzy. The narrative was incredibly engaging, and the part with the skeletons on fire was fucking badass. Hilarious, suspenseful, action-packed... If only there had been some lesbian action, this would have had everything you could ever ask for in a story.

[razourikthehedgie]

And on top of that, you've left us on a frickin cliff hanger. When on earth are you going to release part 2???

[KennEH!]

razourikthehedgie, on Oct 18 2008, 12:25 PM, said:

And on top of that, you've left us on a frickin cliff hanger. When on earth are you going to release part 2???

He didn't for his other masterpieces, this probably won't be any different.

[razourikthehedgie]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
Great story, wont continue? Worst thing ever.

[Game_Over]

cool story. I think it doesnt realy have to make a part 2 this one is just awsome.

[razourikthehedgie]

No. I think there needs to be a part 2, if there will not be I will take away all of muzzy's beer xD

[Muzzy Roberto]

You'll have to make several trips to cart it all away. I also hope you're good at dodging gunfire.

part 2 in is in progress. Good work takes time.

[Muzzy Roberto]

The large flaming skeletons slowly lumbered towards the wounded, battered, bleeding Amy. With a loud, toneless howl, one of the flaming monstrosities lifted a large flaming scimitar over his head, and quickly brought it down on Amy. She deftly jumped out the way, and her booze sponge of a brain wracked itself with questions, but the BIG question was easily "WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO NOW?!" She wasn't prepared for gigantic flaming skeletons. No one really is. It's something you may think about from day to day, but you're never REALLY ready for it. But one idea rang sound in her mind. No way in HELL was she going to stand there and let them squash her. She clutched her hammer and ran towards the flaming abominations. With all her wounded, drunken might, swung full bore at one of the large, flaming kneecaps, but didn't even make a dent. Instead, the flaming skeleton's hollow, empty eyes glew a bright red and it howled loudly. It raised its large stone scimitar and swung quickly. Amy was barely able to jump the blade, and worse still, she landed on her foot funny, sending searing pain shooting up her leg. She pogoed around on her good foot, while the large ominous flaming skeleton brought his heavy stone sword down fast. So fast, the heavy blade became lodged into the stone floor. She tripped over it, and landed on the cold stone floor. She could see the perimeter of the room was nearly all but consumed by flame. She could also feel the other skeletons quake towards her. She slowly stood herself up, and heard a glass clinking on the floor. She looked down and saw her reserve of Bacardi 151 had rolled out from her. Bacardi 151 is so flammable, it has 5 types of 'WARNING! FLAMMABLE' warnings slapped all over it's bottle.

And then she had an idea. She might not be able to stop these flaming skeletons with sheer hammer alone, but a Molotov cocktail just may do the trick.
She ripped off a small scrap of her dress and stuffed it into the bottle of 151 rum. She held the rag close to the flaming monstrosity, and it ignited into a bright flame. Amy leaned back, aimed tried and true, and threw the bottle of *VERY* flammable rum towards the flaming skeleton's head. It flew in a perfect arc, and sadly bounced off the skeleton's skull and flew back towards Amy. The bottle shattered on her face, and the highly flammable booze lit her body aflame. the scalding hot alcohol seeped into her pores as her fur caught fire. She shrieked loudly as she ran about the room, totally on fire. She stepped on a loose stone tile, and triggered another trap. The ceiling started to creak, and large sharp pointy spikes popped out and it started to slowly inch down. She ran around the room wildly, broken glass being cauterized into her skin as the fire ate away at her fur. She no longer was too concerned about the mindless flaming skeletons, as right now her only priority was dealing with the fact that SHE WAS ON FIRE! She dropped to the floor and began to roll around, dousing the flame while pushing the small shards of glass deeper into her skin. She rolled over another obvious trapped tile, and this time, on top of deadly ceiling spikes, the ground started to give way. The stone tiles started to fall down and plunk into the river of molten magma that streamed underneath. She bolted for the exit as the floor underneath her collapsed into the molten river of fire with each tile she stepped on. The large flaming skeletons with their empty craniums, were unable to process this turn of events, and were plunged into the hot molten rock.

The whole labyrinth, by now, had been covered in flames as Amy Rose bolted to the small spec of daylight that was the exit of this raging claustrophic inferno. She ran as fast as her sliced, burned, bruised and bloodied body could carry her. She could see the way out, and into Sonic's sympathetic arms. Soon, the whole ordeal would be over.

Knuckles kicked a small rock while he waited impatiently in front of the labyrinth entrance with Tails and Sonic. "I just don't see why we let her tag along, is all..." He said to Sonic, who checked the handy dandy whatchamabob on Tails' wrist, checking the time.
"Because she's got nothing else to do," Sonic said, still squinting to make out the time. "And she's kinda helpful."
"Helpful how?!" Knuckles roared. "In pestering you to cuddle every seven minutes? Asking you if you two can sneak away and play doctor?"
"Dressing without flair?" Tails chimed in.
"Look, I know she's not everyone's favorite but I just can't tell her to stay at home and not bother me. You think it’s that simple? You think I haven't TRIED that?!" Sonic yelled. "She's gonna follow me around no matter where I go, so y'all might as well grin and bear it." Sonic peered into the dark, creepy labyrinth. "Asides... she's good for things like this... going into dark places that none of really want to go…"
"I ain't afraid of no dark!!" Knuckles shouted boastfully. "If darkness creeps up on me, I'm all 'Hey darkness, betta watch yo' fuggin back!!'" Sonic and Tails looked off into the distance, trying to show as little interest in Knuckles as they could.

Then they heard screaming. It was faint, but from the echoes Tails could deduce it was coming from inside the labyrinth... and it was getting closer. Tails peered deeper into the labyrinth, and was ran over by a panicky Amy Rose, screaming and flailing her burnt arms around madly.

"Amy!!" Sonic cried. "Are you alright? Did you find the Chaos Emerald?" Guess which of those questions he actually wanted an answer to? Amy huffed and puffed thick choking smoke out of her lungs while she took deep gasps of fresh air. Sonic spinned her around and shook her shoulders. "Amy!! Did you get the Chaos Emerald??!" Amy smiled as she melted into the safety of Sonic's hands. HE WAS TOUCHING HER~!! All the pain, flaming skeletons, and immolation suddenly seemed worth it! Never mind that by shaking her he was only pushing those sharp bits of glass even deeper into her skin,

"AMY!! CHAOS EMERALD?!!" He yelled one more time.

"Sonic??" she said dreamily.

"What??"

"Makes sure I don't swallow my tongue when I pass out..." Her eyes rolled back into her head, and she fell backwards, hitting a stump on the way down.

Amy woke up later on her couch, her side wrapped in bandages, and smelling of medicinal ointments. Her head hurt like a train wreck, and her mouth felt like she’d swallowed a whole desert. She coughed and hacked, and it made her sides hurt like none other. She grabbed her bad side tightly as she whimpered in pain. A dull burning pain in her stomach told her it was time to get up and drag herself to the bathroom. She slowly limped to the bathroom, then grabbed the rim of the toilet and threw up a thick stream of blood. She coughed and hocked up some thick bloody mucus from her throat, followed by more bloody hurling. A few more stomach churns later, Amy was pretty much fine. Oh sure, her body hurt like all hell from a vicious Peach thrashing, and her lungs were still sore from smoke inhalation. Bits of glass where still stuck into her skin, which Amy lazily picked away at. Trying to pinch out small flecks of glass in clumsy white gloves is no easy chore. She flopped down back on the sofa and let her mind wander.

If only Peach hadn’t interfered… she wondered… She could see herself in her mind’s eye walking out with the Chaos Emerald in her hands to an elated Sonic, who would be so proud of her that would give her a big wet kiss, then maybe tell her that she completed him, or some other mushy bit of garbage…

But he didn’t, did he? She told herself, He’s not even here to help you recover, is he?
Then she asked herself a question… A simple question, really… What to do next?

Sure, she could go after Sonic, and help him find the last Chaos Emerald… but she been down that road many times before, and the only thing it got her was deeper in the hole with Sonic. She’d somehow manage to botch up a simple plan, and make everything worse for everyone else.

Then she considered a different plan…

How about revenge??

Amy smiled… Revenge sounded very fun…

[razourikthehedgie]

Even better than the first one, yet it leaves us on a cliffhanger once again... Youd better make the prequel soon!!!
Is she going to take revenge on... Sonic? Or Peach? I'm too tired to notice xD
And Muzzy, btw if you arent even working on part 3 yet, I will still take away all of your beer. And btw Ill just get a dumptruck or a semi, crash through your house, and destroy all your beer, and you dont wanna mess with me cuz I have a pistol with 13 bullets and infinite clips and hes my best friend too... With my turbo ps2 controller it fires really fast too.

This post has been edited by razourikthehedgie: 23 October 2008 - 02:33 PM

[Muzzy Roberto]

Every good fanfic leaves you on a cliffhanger. I think. I don't read fanfic, so i wouldn't know.

And a prequel? Why a prequel?

[razourikthehedgie]

Lol, so then make a 3rd one!!! A cliffhanger is an ending that makes you wanna read the next part regardless of whether it exists or not. Unless your ol friend whiskey made you forget... xD

[sonamy101]

razourikthehedgie, on Oct 23 2008, 04:16 PM, said:

Lol, so then make a 3rd one!!! A cliffhanger is an ending that makes you wanna read the next part regardless of whether it exists or not. Unless your ol friend whiskey made you forget... xD

I'm new here but I really liked your story I hope you continue soon

[Christhehedgie]

why... peach?