[Muzzy Roberto]

INFO:
Name: Amy F'in Rose

Age: Old enough to drink

Gender: Supposedly female

Species: South Athabaskan Drinkin' Hedgehog

Fur: Pink fur when she chooses to wash it

Eyes: Green, but usually bloodshot

Height:Tall enough to reach the bar

Build: Awesome arms from swinging hammers and lots of 12 ounce curls

Attire: A red and white dress.

Weapons/Powers/Such
1) Toxin Immunity: Years of guzzling fine wine and cheap bourbon has given Amy Rose a powerful immunity system. Conventional methods of poisoning won't work against this wonder-mammal! Amy receives no damage for 5 turns when poisoned. She is also immune to any side effects the poison might have for said 5 turns.

2) Weapons Mastery: If you can hold it and swing it around like a weapon, Amy is waaaay ahead of you. Hammers, swords, broken bottles, you name it, she can probably hurt someone with it. Amy gets a +5 bonus when attacking with hammers, and a +4 bonus when attacking with other types of weapon. She suffers a -5 penalty for fighting unarmed, however.

3) Bloodlust: Once the fur starts flyin' amy don't stop until everyone is dead, (Or KO'ed, however you do it.) Regrettably, this means she tends to think with her hammer (blade, broken bottle, etc) and not with her head. Might not be a good thing, because odds are her head is empty. Once in the throes of bloodlust, she cannot leave until dead or her enemies are slaughtered. She receives a +5 bonus for entering Bloodlust, and she receives a +1 bonus for every turn Bloodlust is active. While Bloodlust is active, 50% of any damage Amy receives is converted into attack power. Amy loses all natural rejuvination while in Bloodlust, and cannot be healed.

4) Jinxed!: Amy seems to bring bad luck with her wherever she goes. As a result, all her attacks have a 10% chance of critically missing. The good news is, so does everyone else. Teammates, Enemies, or just hapless suckers who happen to be by her, Amy's bad luck spares no one.


Stats:

Strength: 15
Agility: 15
Vitality: 20


Personality: FUCKING NUTS!


Example post:

Amy looks around as the swath of ninja slowly advances on her. Her grip tight around her hammer, she waits patiently for an opening to attack...
The ninjas close in on her...
Amy waits...
More ninja closure, more Amy waitage.
"Oh, fuck this!" Amy says aloud as she pulls out a cold, cool Budweiser 24oz can of happiness. As she pops the top, the ninjas close in! With no time to waste, she pours the cold, refreshing beer down her gullet and goes to work. The first ninja that moved on her was lucky, and wound up with just a severe concussion. The second ninja, said first ninja's second-half-cousin, jumps at Amy swords-a-swingin'! Amy ducks and dodges the blows then gives him an eye-watering kick to the ninja-nuts. Cringing in sheer ninja pain, poor mister ninja is unable to defend himself as Amy swings her hammer clean at his head, splattering what was once inside his head all over the paper dojo walls, staining the clean white paper with a thick bloody mess. Amy quickly grabs the two ninja swords said splattered ninja was using, and charges madly into cluster of ninjas. She tucks into a small ball and rolls in-between the ninja's leg, only to pop out of the ball and slash him across his back, severing his spine in two, sending him into a twitching gurgling death, arms flailing about spastically. Amy swings the twin-blades at the next poor chump, one blade going this way, another going that way, and cuts off the poor bastard's arm at the elbow, and his leg at the knee. Slumped over and howling in excruciating pain, Amy quickly swings both blades at his neck, slicing his head clean off in a geyser of arterial spray.

Amy feels a slight prick in her arm, and hears a faint hissing sound. She looks down to her arm and sees an exploding shriuken lodged in her arm.
"Hey!" She exclaimed aloud, "That kinda looks li-" Her sentence was finished by the said shriuken exploding, blasting her across the empty dojo hall and hitting her for 3 points of damage.
She shakes her head and recovers her sense, and can see the ninjas are pretty pissed about the slaughter of their bretheren. She dodges a swinging ninja blow, kicks said ninja in the gut, and gives him a swift uppercut, blade first into his tender belly and impales him on her bloody blade. At the same time, her other sword-arm comes down on his neck, severing his head off in a quick clean cut, and with a quick short swing shakes the blood of the blades.

She quickly turns around to parry another incoming blow, and retaliates with a quick, dismembering scissor slice to his knees, hacking through his bones like warm KFC butter, and another, more fatal one to his neck.

The last ninja, the head ninja, moves in slowly, swinging his Kasuri-Gama slow...Just slow enough for the weighted chain to have momentum.

"Just give me my address book back!" Amy cries, "There doesn't have to be any more killing today!" But her cries for peace fall on deaf ninja-hooded ears.

The Head Ninja swing his chain, and it wraps around Amy's blades! With a hard tug, he pulls the hedgehog to the ground!

He swings the weighted chain at her soft, hollow head, but she rolls out of the way. She quickly jumps to her feet, dodging another weighted chain blow. With a bloody cry on her lips, Amy rushes into the lone ninja, blades singing harmoniously as they slice through empty air, the head ninja, a figure from her past, knew her berserker style well. He deftly dodged all her savage attacks, sometimes using his chain to deflect the blows, some times just letting Amy miss on her own...

The Head Ninja swings his chain yet again, and again, wraps it around one of Amy's blades. Knowing what to expect, Amy stands her ground and tries to pull the ninja down, or at least, disarm him. The two grapple with the chain for a few seconds, when Amy drops the sword the chain was wrapped around and rushes the last ninja. Unable to defend himself, the ninja is helpless aand in a quick flash of steel, hislower intestional tract starts to creep out of his body, and plop disgustingly onto the sacred dojo floor.

Howling in pain, the ninja slumps over, breathing heavily and readies the suicide exploding shriuken. He takes one final, desperate lunge at Amy hoping that he would not die in vain and to drive the exploding blade into Amy, killing himself along with her, to die an honorable death... but falls short of her feet. Amy steps on his hand and kindly cuts his arm off. She stands on his chest and raises the sword above her head.

"Wait!" The Ninja rasps, choking on his own blood, raising his non-severed hand up for mercy...

"Y-you fight like a tiger..." he coughed, blood drooling from his ninja mask, "I swear it..." And the Amy drives the sword through his neck, pinning his dead body to the ground. She rummages through is bloodied pockets and finds her address book, and sure enough, on the second page, her reward. She smiles happily as she clutches her book close to her chest.

"Finally! A whole list of things that will make Sonic have NO CHOICE but to love me!! Happy day!!"

And then gets like, 6 experience points. Or something.

[NiGHTS Noob]

You forgot her stats Muzzy! But this is a great day anyways.

[Muzzy Roberto]

Amy can't be measured in simple numbers. Her actions are her statistics. Welcome to the modern day future, where letters are the new numbers.

[NiGHTS Noob]

But there's more than twice as many letters as numbers. It's just so complex that I don't think I can handle it.

[Pyroman]

Dear sweet God how I wish I could approve this character. Good show, Muzzy. Good show.

However awesome a job I think you did I regrettably can't approve approve a character without stats or powers that have a numerical value. This did, however, brighten up my day by immeasurable leaps and bounds, so I commend you on a job well done.

On a side note: You're awesome.

[???????]

I would not have come to this topic if not for Muzzy. I'm glad I did because that was so fucking awesome.

[Muzzy Roberto]

Pyroman, on Jul 20 2008, 02:54 PM, said:

However awesome a job I think you did I regrettably can't approve approve a character without stats or powers that have a numerical value.

I need help with stats. Apparantly the modern-day future is too complex for the SOL board

[Kvitne]

This topic is so win. Put up some stats Muzzy! Get that sumbitch approved!

[Muzzy Roberto]

Okay, added stats. Now approve me

[Pyroman]

Ok the stats are good. Almost everything looks kosher, but her Bloodlust and Weapon Mastery abilities (slots) still need some numeric values. If they're unbalanced then I'll fix them up for you if only so I can approve this character faster.

Thank you for joining us, by the way.

[Muzzy Roberto]

Alright, Toxin Immunity, Bloodlust, and Weapon Master now have simple numeral stats.

[Pyroman]

Approved. Godspeed, Muzzy.