[Biotails4216]

Author's note:
I must warn you, that this story is partially the story of my life. It begins in the year 2035, at which time I will be 32 years of age. The world will have moved on, and many new things that some people wont think possible will appear.
If you do not want to hear about a life where one is discriminated against for thinking ahead instead of behind, for trying new things instead of repeating their actions, and outcast for not conforming, then do not read this

You have been warned
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I stood at the door of my house, the biting wind of late December blew flecks of snow inside onto the carpet. My black lab, Ridley, looked up from Oliver Twist and stared at me. "You going to close that?" he asked, his collar translating his canine language into english. Not that I needed the collar there to understand him; the speciosplictonic surgery I had when I was 21 made it unnessacary.
"What? Oh, right." I closed the door, narrowly avoiding shutting the door on my paw. Apparently fate wanted some part of me hurt then, because the door slammed on my tail. I yelped in suprise, and fell to the ground, holding my bruised tail. Throughout this fiasco, Ridley was laughing and rolling on the floor. "Oh, go lick a fire hydrant," I snarled.
He abruptly stopped laughing, and looked at me with a hurt expression. "That was cold, kid"
"I told you to stop calling me that!"
"But its true. I am older than you."
"Yes. In dog years. But enough of this gay banter; what do you want for dinner?"
He thought for a moment, and then replied, "I'll have the pene ala pereviata."
"Which is...?"
"Tablet 254E56GQ, French cuisine section."

(This is only the beginning of this, bit should i continue? last time i tried to start a topic, it was left to die alone. so should i continue or give up on this? I'll only be able to update on the weekends though, so if so it will be a while)

[Sway]

Look, I'm going to give you a break since you're not really around a lot and you seem like a nice guy who just doesn't want to put effort into something that might be ignored, but http://www.sonic-onl...?showtopic=9802.