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Posted 22 August 2007 - 06:20 PM
NOTE: Author #1 is my best friend. I am Author #2
RANDOMNESS:
THERE'S NO POINT TO THIS STORY
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Setting: The Woods
Characters:
Tara Alana Eggman
Authors #1 & 2 (Alicia's #1 Chelsea's #2)
Jess Sapph Emilie
Shadow Black Doom (Head Author Leader)
(Tara & Jess are walking & talking through the woods not seeing the sign that says "Woods Of Danger & Despair")
Tara: Let me get this straight... if you die I have to rule ALL of Foxland at the age of 8?
Jess: YEP!
Tara: What's that?
Jess: What's what? I don't see anything Tara.
Tara: In the tree!
Jess: What tree? This is the WOODS, there are millions of trees. WHICH ONE?
Tara: That one in front of us; with the hedgehog thing in the nest.
Jess: Looks like Alana
Tara: No. Way. IT IS!
Jess: Does she still have the Random Flu? O.o;;
Tara: No, but you'd be suprised with Alana. She'd do anything stupid even WITHOUT the Flu.
(Alana sits in the nest patiently)
(Authors not even in the story start laughing continueously)
Author #1: She looks like a duck!
Author #2: Ya, she looks so stupid!!!
Alana: Hi guys!
Tara: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!
Alana & Jess: TARA!!!!
Tara: Oops... I mean heck... HECK!
Alana: Good.
Jess: Anyways, what ARE you doing?
Alana: Laying my egg
(Question marks appear over Tara & Jess' head)
Tara: What??
Alana: Echidnas lay eggs
Jess: Oh.
(Eggman appears)
Eggman: Oh look, it's Duck-girl, Queeny and SHRIMP!
Tara: LEMME AT HIM!
Jess: He'll cause us no harm
Eggman: That's what you think!
Tara: Whatcha gonna do? Smush us with your fat a**? Oops I mean butt.
Alana: Watch your mouth
Jess: Alana, watch your Egg.
Alana: Oh yay, that's what I've been doing 5 minutes ago
Author #2: I like pie.
Author #1: Stop interupting the story!
Author #2: Sorry..
Author #1: SHUT UP!
Author #2: And so, a great battle was started between good and evil and... what are you doing?
Jess: Banging pots & pans
Both Authors: Why?
Jess: To bring in the new year & drive away the evil spirit.
Both Authors: Um, a little late and there's a battle going on.
Jess: Oh there is?
Both Authors: Why do we even bother?
Tara: Don't go that way! We're sorry, we'll pay attention like good little Angels, ok?
Alana & Jess: We will?
Tara: YES. We will
Eggman: I SUMMON YOU, DARK HEDGEHOG
Shadow: My name is SHADOW!
Eggman: But I like Dark Hedgehog
(Sapph appears out of nowhere)
Sapph: I thought Alana likes the Fish
Shadow: By the way, WHERE IS THE FISH?
Author #1: This story has no point
Author #2: I think that IS the point...
Author #1: Oh. Still
Eggman: DARK HEDGEHOG, ATTACK WITH CHAO BLOW!
Shadow: MY NAME IS SHADOW!!!
Eggman: Just attack already...
Shadow: NO
Eggman: You are my Grandfather's experiment and I say you're my slave. SO ATTACK SLAVE!
Shadow: Fine. But only for a cookie. (woofs like a dog)
Eggman: FETCH
(Shadow woofs again)
Author #1: Wow, a hedgehog turns into a dog. Wierd.
Shadow: I NOT A DOG!!! (pants)
Black Doom: You two screwed up another story again. So you lose your powers.
Author #1: We didn't do ANYTHING but watch it go all wierd. Unless... CHELSEA!
Author #2: What?
Author #1: Did you do something?
Author #2: Maybe... I mean no
Author #1: What did you do? T_T;
Author #2: I just made Shadow act like a dog.
Author #1: And...?
Author #2: Nothing else.
Author #1: Good.
Black Doom: Can we get back to me taking your powers for my evil plan?
Author #2: Oh, he just wants to use our powers to use for his evil plan to take over the world.
Black Doom: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT!
Author #1: You just TOLD US!
Black Doom: I did? Oops. And how did you know it was to take over the world?
Author #1: That's the usual plot.
Black Doom: THEN... I SHALL TAKE OVER THE SEA
Author #2: Posideon's already done that.
Black Doom: Dangit Ricky Bobby!
Tara: I'LL STOP EGGMAN!
Jess: Why? Do you have to?
Tara: Because I don't wanna rule Foxland yet.
Jess: WHADDYA MEAN!
Tara: Fine. You save the day. JUST DON'T DIE
Jess: Ok
(Eggman ties Sapph up)
Author #2: I'LL SAVE YOU!
(Author #2 bangs into glass)
Author #1: It's WAY easier to say "The Rope Gets Cut" instead
Author #2: I like the hard way
Sapph: HELP ME
Shadow: I save you for a kiss
Sapph: NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!
(Shadow is somehow tied up beside her now and looks under her skirt)
Shadow: Hmm
Sapph: PERVERT! I'M MARRIED! (slaps Shadow)
Eggman: Great. Um.. Emilie!
Tara: I've got a score to settle!
(Tara pushes Emilie onto a big X, climbs a hill and pushes a rock on Emilie)
Tara: Boy, I've wanted to do that for a while.
Eggman: Darn..
Everyone except Eggman: YA WE WIN!
(Jess runs in some battlefield)
Tara: DON'T DIE!!
THE END!
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Posted 22 August 2007 - 07:36 PM
Posted 09 February 2008 - 11:26 PM
It is very random and I love random things. I think this is one of the coolest, most random things. 
